KARWA CHAUTH THE HINDU RITUAL OF GRATITUDE AND THANKSGIVING , ANNUAL RENEWAL OF MARITAL COMMITMENT , MOON AND THE FEMALE MENSTRUAL CYCLE – CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
Tomorrow is Karva Chauth.
The foreign funded Indian media are tripping over each other to remind the Hindu women that they should NOT fast for their husbands unless the husbands reciprocate by fasting too on Karva Chauth.
The foreign funded TV stations have got the usual moth eaten female faces to push this dirty message to Hindu women.
The whole world is jealous that the Indian rate of divorce is the smallest on the planet.
There is NO word for divorce in the ancient Sanskrit dictionary. For Hindu marriages are made in heaven and they lasted a life time.
We have arranged marriages and our horoscopes are matched to make sure that the cosmic forces bless this union.
When I got married my parents matched 73 horoscopes.
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A MARRIAGE SANS FIGHTS VADAKAYIL.
Probably next year my wife would like to marry off my elder son. All we look for is an attractive girl who will take care of my son, will have the education to teach his kids, and will be a good homemaker.
I have been married for more than 3 decades.
It never happened that my wife ate a meal before me or along with me-- for 3 decades .
She , the quintessential Bharatiya Nari , always ate after feeding her husband and her children. Of course she sailed with me for 9 years as the “Captains wife “, and she sat on my table , and ate with me as per shipboard decorum.
It never happened that I got up from sleep in the morning (or a nap in the afternoon ) and a cup of hot tea was NOT given to me by my wife , within 3 minutes , for the past 3 decades.
So -- is she my slave?
No , she is my wife , just carrying out her Dharma which makes her happy !
Couple of years back I was having dinner at a restaurant abroad with the handsome Norwegian director of my shipping company, who was my die hard fan. Capt Ajit Vadakayil's sh#t did NOT smell for him.
After a couple of drinks I popped a unwarranted question “Why did you divorce your wife last year “.
He replied knee jerk “ The bi#ch could not even give me a proper BJ ! ”
And then he looked at me in an embarrassed manner. I guess I got a brutally frank reply to a frank question.
The next day I pondered. Can this ever happened to an Indian marriage?
So the Western white men are tripping over each other to save Hindusim, Hindu marriages and the Hindu woman.
How little they know of our Indian culture ! What do they know of the mindset of a Hindu woman?
If I were to wish my wife “good morning darling” and go and make my own cup of tea in the morning , and pull a chair for her, and open a door of her – she will wonder what the f#ck I am up to.
In India our souls are united with marriage. No Indian woman will go for silicon implants to save her marriage.
Karva Chaut has been going on in India for thousands of years. In the Mahabharata of 4000 BC, Lord Krishna reminds Draupadi to do the Karva Chauth vrat ( fasting ) ritual for Arjuna before he goes for battle.
In the Bible the big bang happened in 4004 BC . TEE HEEEE !.
Karva Chauth festival falls on the 4th day after full moon , in the Hindu lunisolar month of Kartik.
According to Indian tradition, marriage introduces accountability, responsibility , privileges and rights of a husband and wife towards each other.
In a traditional Hindu family, husband is the earner and the protector of the family whereas the various duties of a wife involves care, nurturing, education and continuity of cultural heritage of the family for future generations.
Honour is a great factor. Marital love does NOT play to the galleries. Love is embedded in the heart.
Karva Chauth is a festival that every Indian Hindu woman looks forward to, despite the fact that she is put to severe inconvenience of fasting without even a sip of water from sunrise to moon rise .
A Hindu woman derives immense pleasure in sacrifice for her husband. The white man will never ever understand this.
Although today India has moved to modernity, the devotion and spirit of sacrifice of the Indian woman to her beloved husband has not wavered.
The white man goes HOO HAA about Sati , where the widow incinerated herself in her husbands’s funeral pyre. It has never been forced on her. When her husband was alive she knows deep in her heart, that he would sacrifice his life to protect her.
Karva Chauth is the day that symbolizes this love and devotion of an Indian woman towards her husband. Indian woman have always considered their husbands as God (pati parmeshwar) and it is her mindset that she must serve and care for him.
The Hindu husband tries to be home on the day of Karva Chaut, as this is a day of emotional and spiritual bonding with his spouse.
Karwa Chauth coincides with Sankashti Chaturthi a fasting day observed for Lord Ganesha. The married women worships Lord Shiva, Parvati, and Lord Ganesha and breaks the fast only after sighting and making the offerings to the moon.
On the day of the Karva Chaut, a married woman will get up early prior to sunrise. She will take bath , perform puja and take a simple “pre-fasting” meal. This meals will ensure that she is NOT dehydrated for at least 16 hours.
For the rest of the day she will abstain from food including even water. In the evening , a few hours before moonrise, she will dress up like a bride , with mehni on her hands and feet , sindoor in her hair parting , decked in gold jewelry. All the women will then get together at a temple under the peepal tree for a collective puja.
Typically the ladies will sit in a circle around the peepal tree and perform a Gauri puja accompanied by a traditional story that describes the origins and benefits of following this fast. During the puja each lady holds a tray that is passed around the circle at different times making a total of seven rounds.
These seven rounds match the seven circles that a bride and groom take around the sacred fire during their wedding ceremony. Once the puja is completed the ladies will wait for the moon to rise.
Children are sent as scouts on tree tops and terraces to check out if the moon is visible, and if it is sighted, the news spreads quickly through the neighborhood like wild fire .
Once the moon is visible, it is customary for a fasting woman, with her husband standing by, to view its reflection in a flat vessel filled with water, through a flour sieve, or through the fine cloth of her dupatta.
Then she looks at her husband's face in the same manner, with gratitude in her heart. This is a spiritual moment. She says a silent prayer for the welfare and long life of her husband.
Gratitude in a wife is not only her greatest virtue, but is is the parent of all her other virtues. Grateful wives experience very deep levels of happiness. This mindset of an Indian woman is the reason why divorce percentage is miniscule in India and why she preserves her virginity for her husband.
Water is now offered to the moon to secure its blessings
Gratitude in a wife is not only her greatest virtue, but is is the parent of all her other virtues. Grateful wives experience very deep levels of happiness. This mindset of an Indian woman is the reason why divorce percentage is miniscule in India and why she preserves her virginity for her husband.
Grateful women are happier, less stressed and happier with simple social relationships. They do NOT need to attend kitty parties and bitch. Grateful people have better self acceptance and are at peace with themselves. Karva Chauth is a renewal of her commitment and accountability.
Getting back-
The husband now takes the water from the same flat vessel and gives his wife her first sip and feeds her with the first morsel of the day (usually something sweet).
I asked my husband whether he minded my not fasting for him on Karwa Chauth. I urged him to be perfectly honest and swear he wouldn't hold it against me if I nibbled on a macaroon or two. He said it was fine. That made me feel worse. I even suggested we starve together. For each other.
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IF YOU CHECK OUT HER BLOGSITE SHE KEEPS BOASTING ABOUT ALL HER FOREIGN TRIPS AS HER SECOND SHIPPING HUSBAND IS RICH -- I HAVE A COLLEAGUE IN THIS FAMILY -- POOR FEMALE, TRYING TO OVERTAKE HAPPINESS .
The fast is now broken, and the woman has a complete veg meal.
After this, she touches their husband’s feet to seek his blessings.
The moth eaten faces coming on foreign funded Indian media will exhort her NOT to touch her husband’s feet and if she indeed does so, she must force her husband to touch her feet too . We do NOT care for these unhappy decadent people, who will bless their teachers and gurus back. This is NOT the way the cookie crumbles in India.
As if on cue , this is what Indian foreign funded TVs’ moth eaten face Shobhaa DE writes a few moments ago ( excerpts ) -
Karwa Chauth is on October 22. Ahem. I am not fasting in honour of my husband. And my hands are devoid of mehendi. I didn't participate in Sindhoor Khela either. Does that make me a terrible wife? Should I be feeling guilty? I have never observed Karwa Chauth. And my husband is still talking to me. Then again, he has never kept a fast for me. Does that make him a bad husband? Should he feel guilty?
Fasts and prayers are traditionally dedicated to the men in the family. I am told by fasting during Karwa Chauth, a wife believes she is extending her husband's life. Which is all very well. But what about the wife's life? No extension for the poor lady? Errrr... I certainly didn't want to climb into my nauwaari saree and make pretend that I was a love-lorn bride praying for my hubby's long life.
I asked my husband whether he minded my not fasting for him on Karwa Chauth. I urged him to be perfectly honest and swear he wouldn't hold it against me if I nibbled on a macaroon or two. He said it was fine. That made me feel worse. I even suggested we starve together. For each other.
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To this I will repond so-
“ Madame MIM , for this you have to love your husband.
We Indians know under what circumstance you dug out your 2nd husband De , and when he got kidnapped at Gateway of India Mumbai, what you did.
I shall NOT hit you below the belt, as of yet - by dedicating a post to you , and how you kicked out your LOSER first husband.. I am privy to French wine, too !
Let it be ! ”
IF YOU CHECK OUT HER BLOGSITE SHE KEEPS BOASTING ABOUT ALL HER FOREIGN TRIPS AS HER SECOND SHIPPING HUSBAND IS RICH -- I HAVE A COLLEAGUE IN THIS FAMILY -- POOR FEMALE, TRYING TO OVERTAKE HAPPINESS .
Getting back !
It is customary for the husband to make a gift to his devoted wife, such as jewelry or a new dress. She receives new clothes, new jewelery and gifts from both her mother and mother-in-law .
Karva Chauth fast is NOT observed by unmarried women and widows.
The fidelity , selflessness and tolerance of Hindu women, the resilience of Hindu family values, and the tranquillity of the Hindu home cannot be explained to a foreigner.
This is where real fountainhead of happiness lies. Happiness is NOT in shaking your as$ in a discotheque or attending boring parties holding a glass forever.
Happiness is FREE.
It is about filling up the space deep inside, or gratification of the soul. It is about equilibrium or dynamic balance between your SPIRIT , MIND AND MATTER.
Happiness has to overtake you, never vice versa.. The Hindu home is for them to live in, NOT for others to gape at. Our values are different. The wife does NOT breach her husband’s trust.
Quite often Karva Chauth is also a family reunion, for Diwali is around the corner—after 9 days.
The white man injected some poison into the Adi Granth of the Sikhs . The Adi Granth (verse 1136) says, "I do not keep the fast (vrat) nor Ramadan. I serve only the One who will save me in the end.".
But Sikh women love to keep the Karva Chauth fast for their husbands , ignoring the Adi Granth.
What the white man has done to the Adi Granth of the Sikhs can be gauged by reading the post below.
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UNKNOWN HISTORY OF SIKHS AND SIKHISM , PAWNS IN DIVIDE AND RULE POLICY OF BRITISH EMPIRE VADAKAYIL
Sikh men are also told NOT to drink. But they do NOT care for this.
The 6000 year old Indian medical system of Ayurveda sees the basic cause of many diseases as the accumulation of toxic materials in the digestive system. Regular cleansing of toxic materials keeps one healthy. By fasting, the digestive organs get rest and all body mechanisms are cleansed and corrected.
There have been calls to eliminate the Karva Chauth festival by Western human rights commentators who hold it to be "anti-women" and to "perpetuate the notion of women's slavery to men."
The foreign funded Indian NGOs support them so that they continue to get the moolah from abraod . They do NOT care for Indian culture heritage. All they care for is money. These Judases will sell their own mothers for the quintessential pieces of silver.
The moon has always been associated with Indian spirituality. All our seers wear the 108 bead Rudraksha mala.
For the shadow cast by the Earth stretches back 108 times the diameter of the Earth and the sun is 108 times the earth's diameter. The average distance of the Moon from the Earth is 108 times the diameter of the Moon.
The Maharishis with 12 strand DNA used their minds as laser beams and wrote all this in our Vedas in 5000 BC. Hindu Mantras are chanted 108 times using the rudraksa mala beads as a counter.
madhye samantandasya bhugolo vyomni tisthati
“In the midst of universe (Brahmanda), the spherical earth stands firm in the space”- Rig Veda 5000 BC [12th ch-32 sloka]
And imagine, the west ridiculed the Indians for thinking that the earth is the back of a tortoise.
Thank god for the Internet age
The menstrual cycle mirrors how consciousness becomes matter and how thought creates reality.
The moon and tides interact with the electromagnetic and scalar fields of the woman's body affecting internal physiological processes.
The macrocosmic cycles of nature, the waxing and waning, the ebb and flow of the tides and the changes of the seasons, are reflected on a smaller scale in the menstrual cycle of the individual female body.
Water covers 70 percent of Earth’s surface, makes up 65% of the human body. Brain is 83% water, blood-92%, kidneys - 82%, liver-69% , muscles-75%, bones-28%. Our brain stores information in the holographic form. Every cell in our body carries all information to produce a copy. Without water, the blood wont move.
In homeopathy the information copied to the water is being used to cancel out the information of the symptoms from the disease -- a wave cancellation effect. Water is the master listener in the universe -- and you are mostly water. The gravity of the moon affects the tides just like the periods of a woman.
The most mysterious and controversial property of water, however, is its ability to hold and store memory. This property underlies the healing capability of homeopathy. A homeopathic solution usually in water is produced via a series of dilutions of a substance, often until effectively no atoms of the original material remain. Only an imprint or memory remains for the cure, and the greater the dilution, the greater the effectiveness.
Human vibrational energy, thoughts, words, ideas and music, affect the molecular structure of water, The body is very much like a sponge and is composed of trillions of chambers called cells that hold liquid. In this sense water not only has the ability to visually reflect the environment but it also molecularly reflects the environment.
Molecules of water are affected by our thoughts, words, and feelings. The implications go beyond homeopathy and ’energy medicine" and into the interaction between water and consciousness.
The chemistry of life is water chemistry. Without water's capacity to store and share information as different vibrating frequencies in an extraordinary manner,living cells would not be able to communicate with each other.
The monthly ripening of an egg and subsequent pregnancy or release of menstrual blood mirror the process of creation as it occurs not only in nature, unconsciously, but in human endeavor. In Indian culture , the menstrual cycle has been viewed as sacred.
Modern science accept today that the moon rules the flow of fluids (ocean tides as well as individual body fluids) and affects the unconscious mind and dreams.
We on earth can see only one side of the moon, though both moon and earth rotate.— this requires some divine fixing , right?
During full solar eclipse we just get to see the fringe of the corona of the sun—this again requires some divine fixing right?
The moon becomes full with predictable regularity just about every 29.5 days. The average menstrual cycle among fertile women is usually 29.5 days long.
Women are connected to the moon by blood, hormones and soul. The moon regulates her menstrual cycle, can trigger ovulation and fertile times and affects her emotions .
If a woman stays in the lap of tranquil nature , the way it was meant to be, without stress, with abundant love , without electricity, eating organic food and drinking clean water, she will ovulate when the moon is full, and bleed when the moon is dark.
If a woman stays in the lap of tranquil nature , the way it was meant to be, without stress, with abundant love , without electricity, eating organic food and drinking clean water, she will ovulate when the moon is full, and bleed when the moon is dark.
There is a relationship, a harmonic synchrony, between the menstrual cycles of fertile women and the lunar cycle of the moon. The hormonal cycle of a fertile woman is an exquisitely complex symphonic interrelation and is further controlled by cosmic forces.
We in India used to astrology do NOT need an introduction to this.
Women have the potential to ovulate, when the moon is in the same phase as it was at the time of her birth. Peak rates of conception and occur around full moon and during new moon, ovulation and conception rates are decreased .
The whole menstrual cycle is an alchemical process in itself, during which every woman who bleeds goes through a transformation inside herself. To menstruate means to live through a cyclical transmutation in which the past is shed and the new in embraced.
Days 8-19 are the least safe because ovulation occurs at this time (about 2 weeks after the first day of your period). Avoid sexual intercourse during this time to prevent pregnancy.. Normally sperm can survive inside a woman’s body for around two to three days. However, under the best conditions, a super-sperm can sometimes survive for as long as five days.
The first week after periods and last week before period are the safest depending on your mensuration cycle i.e ONLY if it regular.
Karva Chaut ritual if done the right way, has this mysterious benefit of regularizing a woman’s periods and synchronizing it with the moon..
The length of a menstrual cycle varies greatly among women, ranging from 25 to 35 days.
The length of a menstrual cycle varies greatly among women, ranging from 25 to 35 days.
I can imagine some women whose awareness about their own bodies is purely pedestrian , wondering—what is all this estrogen, progesterone all about. What is the big fu#kin' deal ? Ancient Hindu women never knew PMS problems.
Effects of Progesterone | Effects of Estrogen |
Increases libido | Decreases libido |
Prevents cancer of the womb | Increases risk of womb cancer |
Protects against fibrocystic breast disease | Stimulates breast cell activity |
Maintains the lining of the uterus | Proliferates the lining of the uterus |
Stimulates the building of new bone | Slows down the resorption of old bone |
Strengthens skin | Thins skin |
Is a natural diuretic | Encourages salt and water retention |
Brings antidepressant effects | Can produce headaches and depression |
Encourages fat burning and the use of stored energy | Lays down fat stores |
Normalizes blood clotting | Increases blood clotting |
Concerned with the procreation and survival of the fetus | Concerned with the development and release of the egg |
Precursor to important stress hormones | End-molecule steroids |
Once on a transpacific flight , while waiting for the toilet to be free early in the morning , I saw the airhostess in her pantry rubbing cream some cream on her breasts and inner thighs.
Don’t ask me now , if she was flashing. I aint tellin’.
I asked her “Progesterone ?”
She says “ Yeah, how do you know”.
So I educated her “ the cream is meant to be used from full moon to new moon , if you wanna team up with the cycle of the Moon and the Earth — the same cycle that governs the tides and the flow of fluids on the planet. Of course your doctor wont know that ”
Noticing that she was receptive I introduced her to natural progesterone, which works a thousand times better , without the side effects of synthetic progesterone.
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CHEMBU KIZHANGU , COLOCASIA AND PMS SYNDROME VADAKAYIL
Chembu yam contains natural PROGESTERONE. It also catalyses the human body's production of Progesterone.
Low progesterone cannot counter excessive estrogen — an imbalance exacerbated by chronic stress. Synthetic progesterone, has side effects.
When natural progesterone surges through a woman’s body she is on a natural high. She now years to create something, to dance , crack jokes, hum a song, or make wild naughty love in public places. Sometimes progesterone surges can indeed feel like falling in love.
It is a feeling of well being and intense excitement – a desire to explore new worlds, and to try new things. It is a high level of progesterone that makes a woman feel on top of the world during the last months of pregnancy. Women know what I mean. Men know of the glow on her face, which was NOT there before.
At this time the placenta churns out an amazing 300 to 400 milligrams of the steroid, while during the luteal phase of her menstrual cycle it will have only been producing 20 milligrams or so a day.
A big chunk of women who think they have a disease called “depression” are actually low in progesterone.
Among the many symptoms of low progesterone are::
Anxiety
Depression
Irritability
Mood swings insomnia
Pain and inflammation
Painful menstruation
Low progesterone during this “luteal” or “moon phase” of one’s menstrual cycle is referred to commonly as PMS. During this PMS time of the month low progesterone and normal or high estrogen levels create the typical pattern of “estrogen dominance,” with weight gain, water retention, breast tenderness, mood swings and nag nag nag crabbiness.
Most of the western divorces are due to a clinical condition, which could have been easily solved.. Will you disown your mother because she has a clinical condition ?
Several days after the full moon, the estrogen level drops rapidly and progesterone begins to take over. The dark phase of the moon is associated with the lowest levels of estrogen and progesterone. The body sheds the excess uterine lining, resulting in menstruation. What was built up is now broken down and released.
During this phase, a woman turns inward, emotionally and physically. She has less interest in outside matters and craves sleep. Women have NO idea that they can be psychics at this segment of time, if they can connect to the cosmic force of the moon.
The term Natal Lunar Phase Fertile Time refers to the angle between the sun and the moon when you were born. Each month when the moonreturns to this same position (as it was on the day of a woman’s birth) it can trigger her body to spontaneously ovulate even if this time occurs outside her normal midcycle fertile time. Now it may not always do this, but the potential is there.
Your personal lunar phase is repeated every month when the moon is in the exact position in relation to the sun as it was at the time of your birth.
If your cycle doesn’t match with the moon’s, keep your bedroom dark until your cycle matches the moon’s cycle. What most doctors don’t know is that the moon can trigger ovulation during other phases of her menstrual cycle. This phenomenon is called "lunar fertility".
On the other hand if women with too long and irregular menstrual cycles sleep with a bright natural light bulb beside them from days 13 to 17 of their cycles will shorten , as it has happened from an average of of 46 days to 32 days.
Before the invention of electricity melatonin production would have increased at the full moon, when more light would have reached the pineal gland at night. Lower production of the hormone would coincide with the darkness surrounding the phase of the new moon. The changes in melatonin production, with the help of other hormones tell the ovaries when to release an egg.
When living in the lap of nature without electricity, the full moon gave more light at night, and menses would have occurred near the darker part of the month, around the new moon when there was less light. However, in modern times with so much electric light pollution, there is little variance in how much night time light reaches our eyes over the course of a month.
Because of this women now ovulate and give birth at varying times during the lunar cycle. The pineal gland in her brain sends messages to her ovary, by hormones, to release an egg based on the amount of light her brain senses in the night when she is asleep.
At the point of most light in the night, the full moon, she is programmed to ovulate. Moonlight makes women feel horny and receptive to sex. During the waning Moon, higher progesterone prepares the womb for the possibility of new life.
Digression:
I remember a very good cook cum baker joined my ship. He has sailed with me before and I just loved his morning buns and bread.
However he started making sh#t bread certain times of the month.
There were 4 wives on board including mine . Being the Captains wife , I never allowed my wife in the galley.
The 3 junior officers wives used to cook in the galley at night for pleasure ( the west fish for pleasure not to eat ) .
The cook was at a loss why his bread had problems in rising. One day he approached me to change the yeast.
So I took out a peive of A4 size paper and wrote on it-
NO COOKING BY OFFICERS WIVES DURING HER PERIODS .
The cook went to the galley and pasted it on the bulkhead.
After that , the bread never failed to rise. It is NOT about the smell , as the bread is inside the oven. It is the energy – the scalar longitudinal frequency when the uterine lining is being sloughed off .
This is what gives a woman psychic energy.
The Indians in North and South Americas knew about this, as they would NOT be allowed to accompany the hunting team.
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This post is NOT even 50% over, within 9 hours 21,221 people have downloaded it, to this second.
I faced flak ( TEEE HEEEE ) from some HI FI henpecked MEN and battle axe WOMEN , who believe that Indian women should NOT fast for their husbands.
All these MEN and WOMEN must read my post below -- it is about a nice vegetable.
Read what I have written about bulls and rabbits—fried eggs and coffee.
This is wisdom .
No woman will respect her man when he cannot deliver, where and when it matters the most.
No --I am NOT being snide.
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MURINGAKAI , QUANTUM MEDICINE AND HAPPINESS TREE VADAKAYIL
SINCE ALL CHUTNEY MARY’S AND PICKLE JOHNS CONSIDER THAT MY WIFE IS MY SLAVE, I MUST RECOUNT A TRUE INCIDENT.
my wife picked up a virus at the antwerp zoo, nearly 3 decades ago.
she did NOT want to sign off, though she had a swelling under her ear -- as the ship was coming back to india from USA, Canada. I tried to send her back home from Venice, she refused.
and in those days there was an anchorage of 3 weeks at congested mumbai port .
by the time the ship reached mumbai she was in great pain due to a large cold abscess and in a real bad state with high fever , with weight loss .
i took my ship inside harbor without port permission, instead of routine anchoring at outer anchorage.
the mumbai port went into a tizzy, here was a captain bringing his ship in on his own , without pilot, without any space in inner anchorage.
they made threats galore
we will do this we will do that. we will bite your fuc#kin' head off, with balls too-- for good measure
my company SCI called me up on VHF and asked me what the hell is happening , so I let them know.
i have a patient on board and she happens to be my wife.
SCI was powerful.
they arranged for a swift launch to put her in mumbai breach candy hospital .
and just when she was about to disembark, mumbai port told me that a berth is being vacated ( an SCI ship at berth was getting thrown out to outer anchorage ) and we have jumped the queue.
a pilot boat appeared and anchored my ship plumb in the channel.
you see SCI had their own private leased berths, with priority for US dangerous cargo.
so i got off with in the launch with my wife, i told my chief officer , "you are captain till a new captain takes charge".
we went straight to breach candy.
on the way i got the SCI doctor to write a letter of recommendation .
the SCI doctor was an ordinary MBBS guy , but because of the HUGE business he gave breach candy hospital , with 145 ships , old 100 times more qualified doctors used to give him three bags full of SIRs .
my wife was treated better than what amitabh bachchan would have been --just by that SCI doctor’s recommendation letter .
all were tripping over each other in the hospital. i was even waived the mandatory entrance fee.
all were tripping over each other in the hospital. i was even waived the mandatory entrance fee.
how did I wrangle that letter ?-
pray ?
am I LORD fuc#kland?
when my container ship went to USA, all other SCI ships used to take 2 tugs. These tugs are expensive and come in thousands of dollar per hour, those days.
i used to manage without any tugs. in such scenarios the yank pilot will tell the captain to use his skills and berth/ unberth. and i was a very young and inexperienced captain.
i used to make the container cargo stow, for my stow was always better than the professional Yank captain , employed by SCI.
I remember , I used to look at his cargo stow for exactly 20 seconds—have an image of it in my mind.
Then I would throw back his coloured stowage plan, with the SCI shore captain (watching with pride) , and tell him—
this is wrong, that is wrong – be done—we have to incur shifting charges, we will get dead freight, we will get broken stow we have to reject containers, incompatible dangerous cargo IMDG, cant put the hold beam over the FEU, it will not be possible to hook on the juice to the reefer container , cannot be stowed under deck , etc
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SPEED READING VADAKAYIL.
considering the amount of money i have saved for the company, this SCI resident bossman (now transferred to Mumbai to a very high chair ) , made a personal call to the SCI doctor-- to it--or else.
while in USA this senior resident SCI captain used to keep a FREE car at the gangway for me and my wife, in every single US port. The US agents told me, that it has never happened for other captains –never ever never.
before i left the ship , i mustered my chief steward. do what you must do—customs , black gang , whatever—get the bonded locker open
exactly at 5 PM, I will come to indira RED gate , and i want to see you there with a bag.
in that bag i want three bottles of liquor. a royal salute scotch , a blue label johnny walker scotch and a single malt old glenfiddich bottle.
as if on cue, i could see the old bengali guy there standing at Indira Gate Mumbai like a chameleon much before 5 pm..
i took the bottles and went to the posh home of the TRIPLE FRCS, FICS , blah blah A to Z qualified senior surgeon at malabar hills.
i told him, this is my wife. i want her to go under the knife as soon as the biopsy is done under your direct personal charge. only you can give orders
this surgeon literally drooled over the bottles , as he was educated in UK. he tells me " captain i know the value of these bottles " .
and then he made several calls to breach candy hospital
DO THIS -- I WANT THIS -- I WANT THAT—I DON’T FU#KIN' CARE— MAKE IT HAPPEN EL PRONTO OR I'LL DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA -- BLAH BLAH .
my wife never knew about the letter and them bottles.
she was wondering why everybody was treated her like a VVIP.
couple of doctors were whispering , she is a VVIP patient. My wife could always hear what I could never hear.
couple of doctors were whispering , she is a VVIP patient. My wife could always hear what I could never hear.
Then I went to SCI office and demanded to be relieved of command .
The personnel dept gen manager immediately tells me ,” NO way !”
He was a captain himself.
So I told him “ Now, I will make sure , YOU will relieve me and take over command of my ship . Wanna have a bet “
This man was a TOP CAT.
rajesh pilot, the union minister of shipping used to stay in his house when he came to Mumbai with rama pilot.
he had wrangled the best SCI flat in Mumbai because of this .
Seeing the FIRE in my eyes, this tough man broke, he literally shat in his pants—and I could see hum running up and down the 3rd floor of SCI office , at madame cama road.
He had a gut feeling that slave capt ajit vadakayil was stronger than caesar-- his BEADY eyes saw me right..
indeed I was a blue eyed boy .
the chairman of SCI ( a political post ) used to write to me asking for my opinion on various matters . this chairman’s post is so powerful that he has his own lift— for the 23 storey building.
the chairman of SCI ( a political post ) used to write to me asking for my opinion on various matters . this chairman’s post is so powerful that he has his own lift— for the 23 storey building.
nobody dared to go anywhere near his office.
An OLD 60 year old captain on leave was pulled out of his bandra house. I heard him imploring loudly “ I have lost my passport”.
i guess he threw it away or maybe hid it .
powerful SCI produced a new passport for him before the ship sailed, the next evening. and indeed he took over command from me .
getting back--
just before my wife went under anaestesia , my wife demanded that I must remove her mangalsutra NOT the nurse.
when she came to , the first thing she wanted was that the mangalsutra be put back with my own hands.
when she came to , the first thing she wanted was that the mangalsutra be put back with my own hands.
one young female surgeon suddenly cried. She could NOT be consoled.
I don’t know why.
after the surgery, i called up the doctor and with his permission took her to a private place in mumbai , though they never allow that, it was against hospital insurance rules of post care .
the senior surgeon at malabar hills wanted to change her dressings himself every 3rd day-- i was in Mumbai for 24 days.
the first day i head a loud SLAP-- and heard the doctor crying " you cant do that".
i went running headlong in to his private clinic at his flat, like usian bolt.
his junior doctor tells me that my wife has slapped the senior surgeon while he was attending to her--and all including 2 nurses were in a state of SHOCK.
the doctor admitted that he was a bit too harsh, while removing the old bandage.
you see normally the nurses and the young sidekick doctor would have done it, but see he has to pay the KARZ for them 3 nice bottles. So he decided to renew his bandage skills he acquired 4 decades ago as a student.
you see normally the nurses and the young sidekick doctor would have done it, but see he has to pay the KARZ for them 3 nice bottles. So he decided to renew his bandage skills he acquired 4 decades ago as a student.
so i broke the ice—
serves your right doctor-- next time don’t be a butcher, be a bit more considerate and all broke into laughter -- with my poor wife in deep embarassment. she explained it was NOT intentional , just a reflex action
on the 24 th day, this senior doctor did NOT want to charge me at all . after lot of coaxing he accepted 50% payment. that was indeed a fortune.
he told me that he had a grand party with those 3 bottles with his most valuable clients and freemason colleagues. and all appreciated his taste in good liquor.
i am sure he would have refilled those empty bottles with DESI whisky for many years.
till today my wife does NOT know why she was treated like madame fu#kland in the hospital. – all it took was a recommendation letter and 3 nice daru bottles.
but i do remind her once in a while , that i fed her every day.
the fare used to be mostly curd with rice .
we call it PAACHORU in kerala.
so sometimes when i am in a frisky mood, i will even wake her up in her sleep, and ask "who fed you with PAACHORU?"
she would whisper "YOU" in her sleep -- and go back to sleep with a dreamy smile on her face.
the last time i asked her was 16 days ago.
SEE A TRUE STORY WHICH WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN TOLD, CAME TO LIGHT BECAUSE OF THESE JEALOUS WANNABE GORA, PICKLE JOHNS AND CHUTNEY MARY'S
Below : How to make a millionaire surgeon drool.
Below : How to make a millionaire surgeon drool.
One of the comments by an old lady in a saree, is “ can I make coffee instead of tea” –meant to be sarcastic .
Considering her age , I spared her. Madame next time I will tell you something else , and drag you by your nostrils to China Town -- if I sense sarcasm .
Now coffee reminds me of something.
It is a sea going tradition that when the captain goes on the bridge in darkness hours , the officer on watch will offer to make him a cup of hot coffee ( basically to chicory boost his alertness for traffic ).
If the Captain goes in the day time too, even for a bull session, the officer on watch would still offer him a coffee.
I must admit that the best coffee is made by my Russian officers.
They took a long time over this. They would never use instant Nescafe, but had some method using filters etc on ground coffee .
It was divine.
So one day my Moldovan Chief Engineer ( bless him, he was such a good friend, would tell me his most intimate secrets ) told me a true story.
See I am digressing far away from female menstrual secrets.
There was this old man in his village who made excellent coffee.
One day it was sort of known to all, that he was sinking and will NOT last another sunrise.
So one dimwit cried “ Let us extract his secret of making such good coffee. It must NOT die with him. It will be a national loss “
So they all made a beeline to this man’s home , from the town hall.
Several attempts to get an answer from the dying man failed— as he kept his eyes tightly shut.
Suddenly he opened his eyes, laughed aloud and uttered his last words “PUT MORE COFFEE “ —and kicked the bucket --nay- passed away – just like that.
TEE HEEEEE !
I would have put a amazing secret way to produce male children in this post — now I shall not. I have two sons , remember?
For I see that women want daughters to fight their liberation battles.
So this information is now LOST forever. GONE !
See cosmic forces are at work.
See cosmic forces are at work.
Most Hindus observe fast on Purnima, the full moon day .
Only after a whole day of fasting, prayers and a dip in the river do they take light vegetarian food rich in Magnesium at dusk .
It is ideal to fast on full moon and new moon days ( Amavasya ) as it reduces the acidic content in our system, slows down the metabolic rates, increases endurance. This restores the body and mind balance. Praying helps in centering your body, mind and soul.
It is better NOT to use energy for digestion during this particular 24 hours. The high energy of the full moon gives the body a chance to do deep cleansing. During the Amavasya there are many more negative ions in the atmosphere, which is good for neutralizing free radicals .
People again choose to fast on new moonday to allow the body as much energy as possible to deep cleanse.
The moon has great affinity for sodium. I am sure stupid Darwin and his monkey gang did NOT put sodium in the oceans.
At a macro level the rivers and estuaries are flushed by sodium laden sea water at every high tide. What happens at a micro level is sheer magic.
The 4 electrolytes – sodium, potassium, calcium and magnesium – form a kind of dance over 24 hrs called the day-night shift.
Magnesium and potassium live normally within the cell, and sodium and calcium are found outside.
During the day sodium invades the cell, taking a hydrogen ion with it, which is acidifying. In order to buffer this acidity, which is toxic to the cell, calcium also moves in. This has the effect of displacing potassium and magnesium which is shoved out of the cell.
At night due to the effect of the moon, the opposite takes place and potassium and magnesium move back into the cell, pushing out the calcium and sodium, which takes the hydrogen ion with it.
This has the effect of cleansing the cell, so you should wake up bright and refreshed. When the body is not cleansing properly, this process is impaired and instead you wake up tired and lethargic.
There is a higher sodium content in the cell, therefore a higher hydrogen (acidifying) content, and as water follows sodium in the body, the water content of the cell starts to swell.
So the cell is under pressure from high acidity – so it pulls in more calcium, which displaces more magnesium causing an imbalance. The moon-pull is much gentler than the sun-push.
Only if conditions are right within the body can the moon pull the sodium back across the cell membrane, thus making way for the Magnesium to exert a gentle push with the potassium, so that they go back to their rightful position, which is inside the cell.
Sodium and potassium are essential dietary minerals and electrolytes. They dissociate into ions (charged particles) in solution, making them capable of conducting electricity. Normal body functioning depends on the right regulation of sodium and potassium both inside and outside of cells.
Sodium is the principal ion in the fluid outside of cells, while potassium is the principal ion in the fluid inside of cells. Sodium concentrations are more than ten times lower inside than outside cells, and potassium concentrations are about 30 times higher inside than outside cells.
Estrogen dominance is a condition where estrogen operates in the body without sufficient amounts of progesterone to balance it. So estrogen dominance and progesterone deficiency, can be used interchangeably.
Many ( management quota 85 lakh donation party ) doctors have failed to recognize this and quietly send their women patients to the psychiatrists , who put their hooks on to them. Just because the girl is NOT taking bath , is she mad?
Easy money.
And this is a one way trip to hell for the poor girl.
Then these poor females are put through anti-depressants like Prozac or medicines for OCD, all of which has vicious side effects. This is why the girls must be very careful if telling the gynecologist about every symptoms she has and her menstrual history, delayed periods etc .
And take second opinions too.
It is sad to see a healthy girl whose estrogen / progesterone balance went out of whack being declared as suffering from OCD..
I am sure you know, especially mothers whose darling girls have been sent to greedy psychiatrists , what I am saying is 100% true. All the girl was suffering from was a estrogen-progesterone disorder , which is NO big deal.
Progesterone deficiency signs and symptoms should be taken quite seriously, when a women needs to conceive a child.
The symptoms are often curable together with a simple 2% over the counter progesterone cream, like what that air hostess did while flashing –
ERRR –
OOPS—
-- she did NOT flash OK , and I saw NOTHING , no bullet nipples--
-- there was no see through crotchless panty display - OK !
I don’t want my wife to kick mE ass.
So many autistic children on this planet .
Most could have been avoided with just some knowledge about female hormones, and avoiding unwanted medications pushed by the evil pharma and the medical reps..
The 2% progesterone cream is pretty harmless , the progesterone pills are synthetic and has side effects.
Simple stress , disappointment in bed, excessive sugars ingestion, consuming processed foods, A1 toxic milk of humpless cow, hormone laden meats , GM wheat gluten, decrease in thyroid endocrine, and progestin found in birth control pills are just few elements that can cause low progesterone manufacturing in our genteel ladies.
Hormonal changes can affect any woman's emotive and mental state in real extreme. Several signs are usually anxiousness, depression, intense mood swings, frustration, short fuse and difficulty in sleeping , I give a damn attitude (which makes them neglect personal hygiene ), shouting at parents, hitting mother out of frustration of her boyfriend neglecting her etc .
When a girl has any of these above symptoms, just don’t take her to a psychiatrist, and destroy her life.
Take her to a REAL doctor who got into a medical college on merit ( and NOT 85 lakhs donation to private medical college ) from Dubai / USA in NRI dollars. 90 % chances are she has a simple hormone imbalance .
Indian women do NOT have progesterone deficiency due to fresh Turmeric daily onslaught via the curry.
After the Karva Chauth fast, the woman eats a veggie meal rich in magnesium.
Magnesium is important to break down excess estrogens Make sure you have good levels of magnesium as it can can help the balance of estrogen and progesterone.
You require magnesium to manufacture progesterone and a lack of it means you won't be able to manufacture progesterone.
Magnesium is the master molecule of the human body and is needed in over 300 different process the body performs. It is the catalyst of life. Lack of Magnesium impacts our cell’s efficiency and duration of its useful life.
The main reason for magnesium deficiency in the human body is stress, as stress causes Magnesium to be flushed out through the urine or bowels . Deficiency of magnesium causes the body to accumulate toxins, degenerate quickly and premature aging leading to a host of other diseases.
The main reason for magnesium deficiency in the human body is stress, as stress causes Magnesium to be flushed out through the urine or bowels . Deficiency of magnesium causes the body to accumulate toxins, degenerate quickly and premature aging leading to a host of other diseases.
Magnesium is essential for proper electrical and neurotransmitter function in the brain. It help prevents cognitive decline and improve brain plasticity to better deal with stress and anxiety. Diuretics can cause Magnesium deficiency. Coconut water is an excellent health drink. It has Calcium 2%, Magnesium 9%, Potassium5%.
Magnesium compounds keep calcium in solution. If you are deficient in magnesium, you can get kidney or gall stones that contain insoluble forms of calcium. Magnesium activates the enzymes necessary for a number of physiological functions, including neuromuscular contractions, heart and cardiovascular function, and the regulation of the acid-alkaline balance in the body. Depression and anxiety can begin with an imbalance of calcium and magnesium.
Too much calcium can contribute to depression and irritability, whereas magnesium helps your brain make the calming chemical called dopamine. Magnesium calms your emotions as well as your muscles.
Serotonin is a natural antidepressant, but your brain needs magnesium in order to make serotonin. Low serotonin production can cause a number of symptoms including depression, obsessive thinking, and anxiety. When you're under stress your body loses more magnesium than usual.
Serotonin is a natural antidepressant, but your brain needs magnesium in order to make serotonin. Low serotonin production can cause a number of symptoms including depression, obsessive thinking, and anxiety. When you're under stress your body loses more magnesium than usual.
Stress causes your adrenal glands to produce more adrenaline and other hormones, like cortisol, causing more magnesium excretion. When your magnesium is low, your adrenal glands produce still more cortisol, which in turn decreases your levels of DHEA, -- an anti-aging hormone .
Magnesium regulates the enzyme that makes cholesterol. The body makes cholesterol for a reason. All steroid hormones that run our bodies (stress hormones, sex hormones, and so forth) are ultimately made from cholesterol.
Magnesium regulates the enzyme that makes cholesterol. The body makes cholesterol for a reason. All steroid hormones that run our bodies (stress hormones, sex hormones, and so forth) are ultimately made from cholesterol.
Without magnesium there is no energy, no movement, no life. It is that simple. Magnesium permits a small amount of calcium to enter a nerve cell, just enough to allow electrical transmission along the nerves to and from the brain, then forces it back outside. Even our thoughts, via brain neurons, are dependent on magnesium. Cell death - cardiac necrosis is the result of a systemic shortage of magnesium.
Symptoms due to a lack of magnesium :
Early symptoms:
Apathy
Confusion
Fatigue
Insomnia
Irritability
Poor memory
Reduced ability to learn
Severe deficiency:
Delirium
Numbness
Seeing or hearing things that aren't there (hallucinations)
Tingling
STOP PRESS 2
My time for undignified behavior is now over.
I am back to being mature and responsible, this is what 30 years as a ship captain can do to you.
However secret secret.
My DNA really never got reprogrammed.
On my ship every 3 weeks I hold a party. I call this meditation via the back door.
I invite everybody to go wild, and let down their hair. They know that Captain will never sack a sailor who is the life of a party. And that he was ill disposed towards SICK POULTRY stiff upper lipped wimps.
If officers wives are present, they have to be decent, but still wild. If ANY get indecent , I will bleed HIM the next day.
I remember my cadet. His father was in the personnel divison , and hence a KING MAKER, and he thought he was the cat’s whiskers.
So when a popular request went to my attractive and young Jain Chief Officer’s wife, this boy of 19 yodels “ MEIN KYA KARRON RAM MUJHE BUDDHA MIL GAYA”.
The poor girl , newly married, who was so merry till then, immediately lost her joy de vivre-- like a crushed flower. Chief Officer was a gentleman.
Every body knew in an instant that the poor cadet will be called for “breakfast” with the Captain the next morning.
You see my reputation precedes me always.
This involves Capt Ajit Vadakayil calling this cadet to his cabin, locking the door behind him, drawing blood from his nose by a simple Kalari tap , giving him a pep talk, giving him a cold coke, talking decent with him — and then letting him go-- BORN AGAIN ( via the back door ).
Punch into Google search-
MELTING EGO MEDITATION VIA BACK DOOR VADAKAYIL
Check out the first video, where we are dancing wild .
Do you think Manmohan Singh, Pranab Mukerjee , Advani, Sonia etc with the MPs of Parliament can ever dance this way along with the waiters and the attendants — bond and be merry ?
NEVER !
They have too much ego, and negativity between them.
Also listen to Erkin Koray — the man with the golden voice— in the video at the end of the above post . There are many good singers, but with impoverished voices.
By the way, I saw some chutney Marys and Pickle Johns discussing in their blogs why my wife is such a silent poor lamb.
I got to know this true story from my wife’s class mate who was with my wife right through school to college -- LKG to BA . She had come to my house at Calicut with her husband for a 2 day holiday .
This is what she told me.
My wife was always a class leader and later on the school leader. Whenever the nuns at Auxilium convent, wanted to give a bad girl who was heading for hell , a good role model , it would be my wife.
These nuns , due to sexual repression were very MEAN.
They would NOT allow the girls to touch the walls, in as much as even while climbing the stairs they had to be in the middle with hands tucked in.
So that had this school march past in Mumbai.
When they went for a dress rehearsal for this republic day parade , with dozens of other schools, some boys jeered loudly when the Auxilium contingent marched past.
This was put to a debate, with my wife mediating , not like Arnab Goswami , who will push his opinion ahead of others, even as a debate moderator. I wish I had a tete a tete with this man on national TV. I can cure his self obsession in just 5 minutes.
One good lookin' Catholic girl ( most of the group were Catholics ) , cried copious tears and was disconsolate .
She was of ze humble but firm opinion that all other girls from other schools were smartly turned out, while the Auxlium girls were NOT.
And to add to her woes hey boy friend was the leader of the hooting party.
And to add to her woes hey boy friend was the leader of the hooting party.
When asked to be more objective—the girl said , that other school girls wore miniskirts, while Auxilium convent girls, wore their bottom hems 2 inches below the mangy knees.
So my wife took an instant decision.
Hundreds of safety pins would be procured- el pronto .
As soon as the nuns left them alone , as the girls moved to the huge march past ground. Every girl would shorten the next girl’s skirt by folding it inwards and pinning with six pins, to observe thigh display parity with other school girls.
They practiced it , so that they would do it in less than 2 minutes .
Mind you, my wife was the leader with the school flag.
The same rowdy boys clapped and whistled in appreciation when the real march past took place.
And all including the chief guest were wondering , what the fu#k happened . They thought that the Auxilium contingent would be the prettiest, and indeed they were.
THE NUNS GOT WILD AND FROTHED FROM THEIR MOUSTACHED MOUTHS AND PROBABLY THEIR PANTILESS TWATS TOO, FOR GOOD MEASURE — SURELY THERE IS NO PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR SUCH WANTON GIRLS.
Every girl was SEVERELY scolded , with my wife bearing the brunt , about how Jesus is so angry with them. They felt let down that my wife who was a graceful role model , was in cahoots .
All the girls were arbitrarily suspended from school and their parents had to come the next day.
The parents had their own dress rehearsal. Some of them were IAS, some police, some lawyers, some even MLA s and media giants .
The parents decided to go for scorched earth tactics--on the advise of a high court lawyer .
They would threaten to get the school shut down , by creating a stink in the media with demand for the PMS ridden head mistress nun to be sacked.
Needless to say, the nuns had weak hearts and less faith in their Lord, when the chips were down .
The fall out was that my wife was sacked as the school leader - rather she declined the job .
But when the annual prize distribution came, my wife got the most thunderous ovation, pissing off the holy , but MEAN nuns.
But when the annual prize distribution came, my wife got the most thunderous ovation, pissing off the holy , but MEAN nuns.
So poor wife of Capt Ajit Vadakayil—she does NOT have a mind of her own, she is a slave, she will be a bad mother in law, right?
WRONG !
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I hasten to add that rubbing progestirone cream on the breasts as the air hostess did , will have its bad effects. This topical cream will accumulate in the tissues. If a woman's breasts are sore she must know where the LYMPH nodes lie.
Punch into google search-
YOGA AND AYURVEDIC MASSAGE FOR DRAINING LYMPH NODES VADAKAYIL
See this cream even has its effect on the thyroid. Because a thyroid condition can be indirectly be caused by progestirone deficiency.
HORMONES ARE POWERFUL AGENTS IN EVEN VERY SMALL QUANTITIES.
A GOOD QUALIFIED ENDOCRINOLOGIST CAN SAVE MANY GIRLS DECLARED MAD IN AN UNFAIR MANNER. THE ASARAM GIRL IS JUST ONE OF THEM.
IF YOU DECIDE TO SAVE INDIA, SEND YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS TO MEDICAL COLLEGE ON MERIT, TO BE A GOOD ENDOCRINOLOGIST.
This doctor can even save morbidly obese people, who have lost the quality of their life and self esteem. Dieting and exercise can do NOTHING when your hormones are out of whack. It is NOT about input ( food intake ) should be less than output ( exercise ) at the morons say.
Have you ever seen a 40 year old Indian woman without a flab tummy? Yes, some celebrities who go for liposuction often takes this flab away for 6 months .
STOP PRESS--
In my comments column I have talked about a green folder, where people have NOT abused Mother India but have threatened Modi ( probably our next PM ) , worse that Vikram Buddi.
Punch into google search-
VIKRAM BUDDHI WIKI
You can change your computer, ID, server ID, name --anything-- but you can be traced.
Vikram Buddhi is now doing 57 months in jail.
A couple of unknown Telugu people have implored me to write a favourable post for Buddhi, but I have NOT done it.
Probably they felt that if I can write a post for Bitty Mohanty, I will write for anybody. I wrote on request, I dont know who begged me to to this-- could be his best friend.
Punch into Google search-
BITTI MOHANTY RAPE OF GERMAN TOURIST VADAKAYIL
Immediately there were couple of requests for a post on Anand Jon.
To be frank I nearly completed this blog, supporting a fellow Malayali.
I deleted this draft, when I read a US jailor's blog post that this guy was demanding Kosher food in jail.
I do NOT like such chicanery.
And his sister's ( Sanjana Jon ) aggressive and mean behavior also left me in cold feet trying to use Syrian Christian owned Kerala media, to push her Syrian Christian brother's case..
Last week she proved me right by trying to take a shoe advertisement at Taj Mahal with some beauty queen.
Now about threats.
I am pushing for death penalty for throwing acid on face.
People are telling on internet comments that they will do this-- and nobody reacts.
I used to read Mr Koenraed Elsts's blog.
In this post , one day a Telugu Rao threatened that " I have arranged to throw acid on your face when you go to the mall" , to a Tamilian Iyer.
This screen shot is with Iyer. If he pushes charges Rao goes for minimum 10 years to jail . Throwing acid does NOT come in the category of "I will break your leg".
So I had remarked to Rao , that he must leave the Iyer guy alone , as he is a schizophrenic.
Iyer comes to my site and admits that he is a schizopheric under medication for many years. This man staying in UK is VERY intelligent, and from a celebrated family .
So I wrote a post for the Rao character , for I identified him as a SIMIAN.
Punch into Google search-
PALMISTRY AND SIMIAN LINES VADAKAYIL
Rao comes to my site and tells me that his hand lines shows that he is Simian ( people who SELF DESTRUCT ).
So I told him that I have identified him as one , and this post was made only for him.
The people in the GREEN folder ( 9% of them ) have made the same mistake as Vikram Buddhi. If someone presses charges , they are in VERY deep trouble. Their life and their children's life is OVER.
Or , you can just punch into Google search
BITTI MOHANTY RAPE
And you will see my post on the first page.
See hundreds of main stream media newspapers too have written, but my blog post takes preponderance. Nobody ever goes beyond first 3 pages of Google.
I want my readers to go to TOI news epaper.
A white lady has abused Vinod Kambi, a hero in India , and called him BLACK INDIAN.
Knowing that Kambi is lodging a police complaint, this foreign lady has called up her contacts— and now the whole scene is reversed.
TOI newspaper has ridiculed Kambli of NOT knowing the difference between BULLY and BLACK INDIAN.
And see the amount of HASBARA support.
This type of thing happens when a mass SMS goes from a NGO org and people make snide remarks ridiculing Kambli as a black idiot.
However I have put my own comment-
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SEE HOW THE TOI PAID REPORTER HAS TRIED TO MAKE KAMBLI LOOK LIKE A FOOL-- BY TRANSLATING BULLY AS BLACK INDIAN .
THIS REPORTER MUST BE PUNISHED FOR FAKE REPORTING .
IN THE VIDEO KAMBLI JUST SAYS BLACK INDIAN .
we demand action against the foreign lady and the PAID reporter .
we had enough of hasbara .
punch into google search -
HASBARA , JEWISH PROPAGANDA ON SOCIAL MEDIA WORSE THAN GOEBBELISM VADAKAYIL .
see HASBARA indians supporting a foreigner --
capt ajit vadakayil
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Now like how Teesta Setalvad produced witness out of thin air, enough Pickle Johns and Chutney Mary’s will come to court as witness stating that they witnesses the scene and she just called him BULLY— and not BLACK INDIAN – a racist comment.
This is the state of India today.
Mind you Kambli and his wife - both are Christain.
WELL WHAT CAN I SAY, ALL THE PICKLE JOHNS AND CHUTNEY MARYS AND MOTH EATEN FACES WHO ABUSED ME FOR WRITING A SIMPLE KARVA CHAUT POST--
WELL ALL WERE WAITING WITH BATED BREATH WITHOUT EVEN SIPPING WATER-- LEAVE ALONE EATING , FOR THE WHITE WISP OF SMOKE FROM THE VATICAN CHIMNEY -- CHANGE OF THE DIVINE HUMAN BROKER --NAY-- MIDDLE MAN WITH GOD , THE POPE -- THE MAN WITH FUNNY ROBES AND A CURVED STAFF.
WOMEN CANNOT SIT ON THIS CHAIR--OK ? IMMACULATE CONCEPTION, RIGHT?
WELL WHAT CAN I SAY, ALL THE PICKLE JOHNS AND CHUTNEY MARYS AND MOTH EATEN FACES WHO ABUSED ME FOR WRITING A SIMPLE KARVA CHAUT POST--
WELL ALL WERE WAITING WITH BATED BREATH WITHOUT EVEN SIPPING WATER-- LEAVE ALONE EATING , FOR THE WHITE WISP OF SMOKE FROM THE VATICAN CHIMNEY -- CHANGE OF THE DIVINE HUMAN BROKER --NAY-- MIDDLE MAN WITH GOD , THE POPE -- THE MAN WITH FUNNY ROBES AND A CURVED STAFF.
WOMEN CANNOT SIT ON THIS CHAIR--OK ? IMMACULATE CONCEPTION, RIGHT?
Progesterone heightens intuition. There is greater activity in the right love of the brain -- the subconscious part associated with intuitive knowing -- in weeks 3 and 4 of your cycle.
The vagina is very porous . The lining of your vagina is one of the most absorbent parts of your body so if you use tampons during your period, it's really important they are bleach and dioxin free- never buy cheap brands— when they pull out the used one, bleeding starts.
This was NOT the fault of your body, but the fault of the cheap cottage industry tampoon.
Digression:
Since this post is already full of dirt, cannot get more sordid, thanks to some frustrated creatures,
-- let me tell a joke about a vampire.
The vampires decided to have a tea party.
So there was this huge cauldron of tea boiling .
All the vampires were dipping in with their cups and slurping nice hot tea.
One smart ass vampire was missing. This vampire was a non conformist .
He comes fashionably late and then asks for hot water , like a pop shot.
The other vampires got pissed off.
They cried in dismay --
“ First of all you come late. Now you want hot water instead of the tea which everybody is drinking . What the fu#k is wrong with you dude? You're someone special ?”
The dude says “ Well I have brought mE own teabags, spent some time searching for them !”
And he takes out some bloody looking used tampons from his back pockets.
STOP PRESS :
Aaha , we have some white foreigners in the net.
Now you know the meaning of VISA ON ARRIVAL.
Now we have a SUCCESSOR to BR Ambedkar , and she was sponsored by AMIR KHAN in SATYAMEVA JAYATE.
She is a DALIT Sanskrit scholar in Delhi University Kaushal Panwar -- who keeps reminding everybody who cares to listen that -- HUNREAAADES of people call me daily.
So who invites her , to throw sh#t on the Vedas?
Hold your breath-- Harvard University .
Her speech is on Youtube . She is seen slamming Indian culture, Hinduism and the Vedas, in Hindi to a English audience --all the while moaning how she is being discriminated. This woman cant speak English to save her life..
Now, why would a diamond polisher abuse the diamond ? Use your commonsense here.
Satyameva Jayate is not LIVE.
This woman's Satyameva Jayete episode was recorded by desh drohis , in an empty studio--and picture of the audience was spliced on later . Amir Khan's crocodile tears will NOT work in the next episode.
Finally where is the dignity of profession in the nautanki line or nautanki walah or wali reporter line? Never mind the money they earn.
Find out what BR Ambedkar did in Columbia University.
Punch into Google search-
CNN IBN POLL GREATEST INDIAN SINCE MAHATMA GANDHI VADAKAYIL
Bezwada Wilson , a dalit EXPOSED this woman and SMJ royally.
He says the video of his reactions to Dr Kaushal Panwar , while sitting in the audience is FAKE and SPLICED on .
He says he NEVER saw this woman , leave alone react to here rigged tete e tete with Amir Khan, while sitting in the audience.
See we Indians are being taken for a ROYAL RIDE. The CHOSEN audience claps and moans on sugggestion.
Wilson is the guy who cried. He says that he cried because Amir Khan cried and that was the best thing to do. Bezwada Wilson has a reputation .
BELOW: I NEVER SAW THAT WOMAN DR KAUSHAL PANWAR, LEAVE ALONE CLAP FOR HER, SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE .
BELOW: I NEVER SAW THAT WOMAN DR KAUSHAL PANWAR, LEAVE ALONE CLAP FOR HER, SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE .
He is the boss of Safai Karamchari Andolan—a man who had pioneered the demolition of dry latrines across India.
I may put a separate post of Amir Khan and SMJ , the man with a conscience, the man with a tender heart , never mind that he kicked his first wife Reena in her teeth after so many years of married life.
Below : The future Dalit messiah chosen by the white man-- shot in an EMPTY studio-- JHOOT EVAM JAYATE
Below : The future Dalit messiah chosen by the white man-- shot in an EMPTY studio-- JHOOT EVAM JAYATE
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And do you want to know why Harvard University and Joshua Project 2 , in cahoots with Muslim nautankiwalla ( a profession without dignity ) AMIR KHAN’S SATYAMEVA JAYATE wants to run down the Vedas?
This is why !
Punch into Google search-
THE VEDAS AND UPANISHADS WRITTEN IN 5000 BC VADAKAYIL
It is all about conversions. None of them want to save India or the brown skins.
And OH yeah nautanki profession reporters with moth eaten faces have lowest “dignity of the profession”.
They get paid in cash and kind.
Probably one day I will write about PHILMI –nay- filmi journalists getting rewarded in kind , by grateful struggling actors and actresses. I have my ear close to the ground.
One day if I decide I will expose the amount of SPERM which went into all this.
None of these Philmi –nay –filmi journalists can even write a proper review of movies.
I challenge these dorks.
I have written two film reviews myself ( on request ) — see if you can match it.
Punch into Google search-
LIFE OF PI, MOVIE REVIEW BY A SEAFARER VADAKAYIL
PYAASA, HINDI MOVIE REVIEW OF 1957 VADAKAYIL
Some people ridicule Capt Ajit Vadakayil of having poor English, syntax and spelling. I type as fast as my mind take me. I do NOT care for syntax and spellings . It is the content which matters.
Can I not correct spellings at least just by looking at the red curved line underneath and doing a click?
We must thank TIMES OF INDIA for allowing readers to comment about STAR SONS and STAR DAUGHTERS.
Check out how much these poor STAR KIDS are out of their comfort zones— with people abusing and ridiculing them. Today we see TV without star kids and can see real acting .
Punch into Google search-
ADAM VS EVE, BATTLE OF THE SEXES VADAKAYIL
When my ship berthed at a port in USA, I did NOT take tugs as usual.
This means I save about 20000 USD, of those days value, 3 decades ago –for berthing and unberthing .
Sometimes the tugs just stand like vultures, like how claim or “out of court settlement” lawyers stand by ambulances and hospital emergency wards—they are called “ambulance chasers” and “ward combers”.
So after my pre-arrival work was over , the US agent says “ Captain the owner of the tug company , a woman, wants to see you . She is one of the most attractive and richest females in this neck of the woods. You surely want to see her ”
I said “ Muhammed will have to come to the mountain, tell her to get her ass on board – I am in conference“.
Then he pleaded “ Captain please – my car is at the gangway”.
Since I liked this agent- ( he gets a cut for tugs hired ) I acquiesced.
When I went to her office , I was clean bowled.
She sat on a throne—overlooking about 30 men who worked like drones. I could cut the atmosphere there with a knife.
I can do aura reading, and I could see that her ego filled the whole room.
The walls has stuffed faces of bears ( sorry tigers are only in India ) , and other wild animals. Her desk had a HUGE piranha fish tank.
Seeing that I was admiring her stuffed animals , she declared in a most grandiose manner “ Captain , I shot all those animals “
So I asked her “ Dearie, did you go to Amazon river to fish these Piranha too?”
Then she got off her throne came down and shook my hand --- she squeezed my palm a bit too hard—sorry baby, now you shall receive your due.
The first thing she does is to give me 2 company captain caps with golden braid and 2 EXPENSIVE parker pens.
I looked her up and down, she has a VERY pretty face and body—in TIGHT jeans with deep cleft CAMEL TOE biting into her crotch , broad leather belt and cowboy boots.
She had inherited this company form her late father.
She had aggressively improved the company business –by being a GO GETTER.
She GO GOT capt vadakayil, right? Sidney Sheldon would have been proud.
I saw a HUGE brass plaque behind her throne.
She asks me seductively in a hypnotic voice-
So captain, you appreciate that plaque?
I read it out loud , so that all her 30 worker drones would get disturbed and look at us, with fearful eyes.
WHATEVER A MAN CAN DO , A WOMAN CAN DO TWICE AS WELL, AND FOR HER IT IS NOT HALF AS DIFFICULT.
The agent knew what type hurricane was coming , for he winked at the men in the hall with a discreet THUMBS UP.
I put on a heavy Texan drawl “ Honey, you really wanna know”.
I said in a VERY loud voice “ Honey, sometimes I answer questions with a counter question--can you name any animal, bird or mammal , where the female gender is more strong, intelligent and beautiful than the male gender?”
“Think over it , I will give you ONE year –see I am a kind guy “
I could hear her brain creak , and the the agent and the 30 men sniggered loudly
PRR PRRRR BBBBBRRRRPPP—
TEEEE HEEEEEEEEE !
This woman face first turned red then white . She just turned and drove away in her sports car –with a screech of wheels.
Everybody came and lifted me up and carried me around the office.
This was REAL fuc#kin’ catharsis for them.
The agent asked me “ Captain, are you happy that I brought you here? You are the only guy on this planet who could fix that vulgar queen bee , who tortured all these men with extreme sadism . I have been watching you for a long time . Only Capt Ajit Vadakayil can deliver when needed ”.
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One reader has commented about a woman claiming she is happy NOT to be married, after reading my KARVA CHAUT post.
I am touched like bharjen—nay-virgin- Madonna.
Hey, Venkat —this is a classic case of SOUR GRAPES.
There are hundreds of such REJECTED USED WOMEN like the girl in the poem below.
It is the true story of my handsome colleague, who slit his wrists 3 times , unable to handle the diabolical games of his wife.
After 2 years of marriage , she left him for a film producer who promised to make her a Bollywood actress, and she was indeed beautiful.
She forced him to sign the divorce papers , as soon as he landed up in his house after a hard contract on a ship. The previous 2 contracts she sailed with him on the ship.
He was removing his shoes , after touching his mother's feet , when she thrust the divorce papers before him- -and commanded him " Sign here!" .
When he tried to reason with her , as they dated for 6 years before marriage, she threatened to throw his mother in jail for dowry harassment and attempted bride burning.
She had it all worked out, with the rich film producer's connivance.
Later , after 14 months , she came back weeping and grovelling on her knees , and asked him to remarry her -- the Bollywood film producer just USED her from all 3 orifices for a year -- if you know what I mean...
-- she was NO longer beautiful and has developed CORTISOL created eye bags, big paunch and as$, with poor hygiene ..
-- she was NO longer beautiful and has developed CORTISOL created eye bags, big paunch and as$, with poor hygiene ..
My friend had just recovered from depression . He showed her the three scars on his wrist and asked her " What would you do , if you were in my place".
Men don't go on TV and tell such sob stories.
Or maybe "mental whip lashes" are less painful than "bottom FUCKIN' pinching" !!
Why is it that all hate shrew mother-in-laws? Father -in-laws are loved and respected all over the world for his large heartedness and understanding !! pray?
Below : The real face of a women's liberation President suffering from PMS , fat and ugly inside and outside.
Below : The real face of a women's liberation President suffering from PMS , fat and ugly inside and outside.
I remember the days , you threw your love on me strong
I was the typical sailor on shore leave— full of life
You were eager to walk with me, on the wild side
You kept pouring love into my heart
Till I looked at you, with eyes of love
It was love on a two way lane
Remember those seven day weekends
When we ate nothing but soul food
Then came the shipping recession, and my world crumbled
King Midas in reverse , I was in the middle of a heart ache
Slowly , but surely, you drifted away when I needed you the most
You had no use for knights in rusty armour
I tried dancing some more with you, on the jagged edge
Though I knew well , that it takes two to tango
I still remember the night you called it a day
Even while I desperately tried lighting candles in the rain
I cried all the way home—yes , sailors do cry!
You broke my heart in more places than I could ever find out
I had nobody to help me pick up the broken pieces
There was no sunshine for long after you left
It was permanent rainy season for my heart
My lips smiled , my eyes never did
I lived in a daze , in a black and white world
Sometimes I wondered, where all the flowers had gone
Yes baby, I loved you so much , it hurt ed
My friend hastened to tell me “ you need a vacation from love!’
Then my bewitching new love waltzed into my life
She knew all, but let me be her third world country
Her kisses were sweeter than wine
She had the chord of my heart go TWANG!
Let me tell you, you are nobody till somebody loves you
She wove my broken dreams and got me hummin’ again
Then BANG came the shipping boom, out of the blue
King Midas on overdrive, I became all over again
My cup of happiness overflowed like never before
Now you are on the other side of goodbye
You are just another faceless person in the crowd
“No parking for you” says the road signs in my heart
Now I can give you anything , but love
I thank god , you could not draw my well of love dry
Our love ghosts tango no longer
Our song has ended , the melody does not linger
My lovely dream weaver owns this heart, I once hung up for you
Please don’t talk about me , now that I am not yours
STOP PRESS:
The Muslim community both in India and Pakistan has spared me , about Karva Chauth fasting and 3 minute tea for 30 years .
But surprise surprise—
A big chunk of them are RESPECTABLE doctors and their wives — mostly Christians, and some Hindus.
Why are the doctors and their families angry with Capt Ajit Vadakayil?
Just because I helped deliver some succor to desperate people ( mostly poor women ) who were at their wit’s end , and even contemplating suicide?
Wanna know what these doctors are worth?
Punch into Google search-
WHY DOCTORS WRITE ILLEGIBLE PRESCRIPTIONS VADAKAYIL
Now Indian doctors are improving their handwriting because PHARMACISTS are getting trained.
In USA a doctor if prescribing medicines MUST type – NO handwritten slips are allowed.
This is law.
The Kambli incident has proved that the ENTIRE Indian media is run by big brother from abroad. Each and every Indian newspaper ran the same line.
That Vinod Kambi said the he was called a BULLY by the white woman which meant BLACK INDIAN.
Each and every Indian media repeated this line.
Wanna see what happens in USA— where big brother writes the same line for all TV stations?
BELOW VIDEO: BIG BROTHER TELLS THE SLAVE PRESS WHAT TO SAY.
Vinod Kambli is a national hero, with millions of fans. His TEST average and FIRST CLASS average is better than Sachin Tendulkar’s.
Why is that all the comments were against him. In Times Of India, in about hundred comments, only Capt Ajit Vadakayil supported Kambli.
I spent two hours in tracing the ABUSE Kambli party. A big chunk of them are Joshua Project Two and Foreign funded NGOs-- as per their agree/ disagree history.
They did NOT care if Kambi and his wife both are Christians.
You see Christians and Jews with white skins are premium class, who are entitles to hasbara support.
Anyway my green folder is getting more Hasbara bakras , who will soon find themselves up sh#t creek without a paddle..
Hey, I am now in a frisky mood.
Let me UP the ante — without as much as “by your leave “ – for I give a damn for them dissident Chutney Marys.
In Mahabharata Prince Sakuni was from the Kingdom of Balochistan and whole of Afghanistan . His beautiful elder sister princess Gandhari had a phobia of the dark and she would be terrified of darkness .
Kandahar in Afghanistan was named Gandhari before.
Kandahar in Afghanistan was named Gandhari before.
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Bhishma proposed the marriage of Gandhari with blind king Dhritarashtra.
Below: Sanjaya teleports and gives blind king Dhritarasthtra a blow by blow account of the war.
Below: Sanjaya teleports and gives blind king Dhritarasthtra a blow by blow account of the war.
Sankuni was terribly upset and he knew that his elder chaste sister would tie a blindfold over her eyes , and would die a thousand deaths , every minute of her life .
Yet never did Gandhari complain.
When war broke out Gandhari suddenly cried out in anguish “ I am as much afraid of this war, as this endless darkness “.
This was her only utterance of her suffering.
And being a loyal wife she took her sword and wanted to go to war, to protect her Kaurava sons.
Hey, venerable Chutney Marys – can you match up to this Bharatiya Nari ?
TUT TUT - How can you?
Below: Unable to see her dying son -- one last time!!!
Now let me UP the ante without as much as “by your leave” to them dang dissident Pickle John doctors.
Jesus Christ came to Kerala to learn “healing” which is today known as Reiki, before he burst upon the scene at Jerusalem with his Malayali wife Mary Magdalene.
My wife is one notch above a Reiki grandmaster. My elder computer nerd son in USA who falls in the Mensa category, does NOT take medicines. He just calls up his mother if he has a headache .
My wife has cured several people of Cancer. The last being one of her own class mates husband ( her class mate from LKG to BA ).
There are people who keep her photo in the puja room. When doctors have given you just 3 days to live, and then out of desperation you clutch the last straw and it works for you , well—
My wife MAY write a book on Reiki before she dies.
So if you want your FAT and ugly Chutney Mary wives with gargantuan bellies, asses and PMS to have some self esteem , punch into Google search-
REIKI AND WEIGHT MANAGEMENT.
There is NO need to add Vadakayil.
Vadakayil will be the new age "Britannica without deceit."
And don’t trust Albert Einstein when he says , nothing can travel faster than light. Reiki waves pass through the earth faster than light.
Even his E=MC2 is lifted from the Vedas, who in 5000 BC was the first to talk about that energy can be converted to matter, and the power of consciousness ( quantum double slit experiment ) .
Vibhuti ash matter produced in palm spewing energy , is a fall out of this. There is NO need to believe all this .
When the nuclear bomb was first burst , all the Mensa scientists discarded their Bibles , started reading Bhagawat Gita and wrote in their wills that they want to be cremated , NOT buried.
For this was already written 7000 years ago. The power of the nucleus within an atom.
The power of vacuum in an atoms in which the electrons whiz around ( brahmAn -god ) has NOT yet been discovered though written in our Vedas 7000 years ago..
So this scalar power ( the astras of the gods ) makes nuclear power , the dirt under the finger nail, right?
Nikola Tesla refused to give this knowledge to the evil planet earth's Zionist denizens, when Rothschild agent JP Morgan went after his as$.
Telsa died with this secret in his head. With this scalar energy you can boil of entire oceans in minutes.
HOW MANY OF YOU SO CALLED BRIGHT CHARACTERS HEARD OF NIKOLA TESLA.
HIS NAME WAS DELETED FROM WORLD HISTORY AS PUNISHMENT BY ROTHSCHILD.
NIKOLA TESLA GAVE THIS PLANET AC ELECTRICITY. EDISON DID NOT INVENT IT.
Punch into Google search-
EDISON, ACE DELEGATOR CUM PATENT COLLECTOR VADAKAYIL
AND TRY BLASTING OFF THE MOON -- THIS PLANET WITH ALL ITS DENIZENS WILL DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH.
SO KARVA CHAUTH AND MOON -- WHAT THE FU#K, RIGHT?
I wont reveal any more secrets about the moon. See cosmic forces have spoken -- and I am NOT delusional.
Sometimes when I write a secret, and if the computer server goes off in a fortuitous manner , I do NOT write about that matter again. This is gone forever, for these are SIGNS..
Wanna call me delusional and superstitious ? Wanna do character assassination ?
Be my guest !!
They laugh when we Hindus chant OM.
But quietly they have mirrored it as AMEN, SHALOM, 786, OMKAR etc – which does NOT work.
All these SINGLE messiah man made religions with single holy book ( sans conscience and consciousness ) , sprouted from Hinduism.
STOP PRESS :
SINCE THE JOSHUA PROJECT 2 , DESH DROHI HASBARA CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG , THANKS TO VINOD KAMBLI -
JUST CHECK OUT HOW LITTLE HASBARA AGREES / DISAGREES COME ON TOI E PAPER STARTING FROM TODAY , 27th OCT 2012.
NARENDRA MODI, 8530# TAKE A NOTE !!
NARENDRA MODI, 8530# TAKE A NOTE !!
Couple of years ago YATRA DOT COM fu#ked around with Capt Ajit Vadakayil .
Today they need Salman Khan for re-branding .
Yet—try this experiment .
Punch into Google search -- YATRA DOT COM .
What do you see on page ONE item ONE ?
People at sea know what a HARDCORE nut Capt Ajit Vadakayil can be if he wants .
23 consectutive trips though Suez canal without giving cigarettes or baksheesh to pilots or anybody else.
4 consecutive trips to Ukraine ports Odessa, Yuzhny, Nikolaev etc in ( 2010- - 2011 ) without giving a single dollar.
So here we are-
THE INDIAN HOMEMAKER WOMAN's who lead the vicious attack against me blogsite reveals this--
QUOTE: A post at her blog involves advising a 18-yo boy to live his own life and ask his parents (according to her) to fu#k-off. Yes, fuc#k -off - that's the word she used on her blog.
And, in yet another post, she advises another youngster (by allowing her supporters' miserable comments to stay at her blog) to get RAT POISON for its parents just because they are not comfortable with the youngster's choice of its prospective spouse: UNQUOTE
"MADAME INDIAN HOMEMAKER " - YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY SITE--
IF I EVER SEE YOU OR YOUR SUPPORTERS EVEN CLICKING ON MY BLOGSITE, ( WHICH I WILL WATCH DAILY ) --
-- THERE IS AN IPC SECTION WHICH WILL APPLY, FOR WHICH ONE OF YOUR OWN BLOG READERS WILL PRESS CHARGES. I HAVE VERIFIED FROM MY CLASS MATE DGP.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU, OR YOUR MISLEAD READERS , SHALL ACCESS MY BLOGSITE.
NO PLACE HERE FOR MISANTHROPES, OR OBNOXIOUS CREATURES .
HEY READERS--
HAVE YOU SEEN THE "VADAKAYIL EFFECT" IN TIMES OF INDIA E PAPER ?
PREVIOUSLY EVERY COMMENT WOULD HAVE DOZENS OR EVEN HUNDREDS OF AGREE/ DISAGREE-- NOW IT IS ZERO !!
THEY DO NOT WANT THE SECURITY AGENTS TO LOCATE THE HASBARAS.
SINCE TODAY MORNING TOI WILL NOT ALLOW AGREE/ DISAGREE CLICKS BY HASBARAS UNLESS THEY OPEN A TOI ACCOUNT. THIS MOVE IS ONLY TO PROTECT THE HASBARAS OF JOSHUA PROJECT TWO .
BUT MY GREEN FOLDER AND RED FOLDER IS FULL.
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE "VADAKAYIL EFFECT" IN TIMES OF INDIA E PAPER ?
PREVIOUSLY EVERY COMMENT WOULD HAVE DOZENS OR EVEN HUNDREDS OF AGREE/ DISAGREE-- NOW IT IS ZERO !!
THEY DO NOT WANT THE SECURITY AGENTS TO LOCATE THE HASBARAS.
SINCE TODAY MORNING TOI WILL NOT ALLOW AGREE/ DISAGREE CLICKS BY HASBARAS UNLESS THEY OPEN A TOI ACCOUNT. THIS MOVE IS ONLY TO PROTECT THE HASBARAS OF JOSHUA PROJECT TWO .
BUT MY GREEN FOLDER AND RED FOLDER IS FULL.
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.
Hey, let me pre empt this.
I have made mE day !!!!!
I was hoping that another National newspaper writes a headline “ CAPTAIN VADAKAYIL CURSES MAN WHO DIES IN THREE MONTHS”.
So that I can fill my green folder from the comments column .
This was a juicy bait—
and a mindless Pickle John was NOT even smart enough to see the bait.
The statement was true except they all died within 9 months — instead of 3.
TEE HEEEEE !
One day I shall post on these 3 mean people .
So only a certain SAINT anointed by Pope in Vatican can do magic — NOT you, NOT me, right?
Wanna know the Pope’s choice?
Punch into Google search-
DIABOLICAL MINISTERING ANGEL VADAKAYIL .
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Munchausen syndrome is when a mother kills her own child by torture .
This reminds me:
Mandrake was about to gesticulate hypnotically.
The effin’ villain, put a mirror in front of him.
So Mandrake becomes like a stone statue getting self hypnotized.
But hey, sidekick Lothar had some commonsense -- he knew he must slap Mandrake hard .
So after lot of hesitation and hand wringing ( how can a black slap a white man ), Lothar finally does it.
Then he goes to a corner, and weeps saying “ CURSE HAND THAT HIT MANDRAKE”
-- and then he starts hurting himself by banging his wicked hand and bleeding it on the wall.
OH boy—
was Mandrake happy with Lothar , when he snapped out of his own web!!
To the pickle John who POOH POOHED the concept of Hindu curse.
In the ancient days when the Maharishis had 12 strand DNA, they would curse you when you did ch00tiyagiri.
It happened in a small Kerala town a few years ago.
The pujari of the temple was a very old Namboodiri.
While he was about to finish his day and go home from the temple , a young practical joker locked him from outside.
The sanctum sanctorium does NOT have windows —and the door is shut when the pujari goes home, to protect the jewels inside.
It was a dark rainy night.
All his shouts were unheard. He lived alone as his wife was no more..
By morning he was forced to sh#t and pee in the holy sanctum.
Then because of the stink he vomited many times, got dehydrated and puked several times .
When the local devotees came in the morning, they found the pujari almost unconscious. They cleaned him up and revived him.
The first thing he did was to CURSE the man who had done this.
It did NOT take long to find out the culprit, as he was totally debilitated from that day onwards, and could not walk , could NOT control his bowels while on the bed.
So—laugh come on, laugh loud.
Be my guest –you dorks.
If blessing works, curse also works.
These pickle Johns and Chutney Marys ridicule Shiva as a corpse eater— one Jewess Nina Paley, has created art where Vishnu is massaging Laxmi’s feet.
This ugly woman is the heroine of our Pickle Johns and Chutney Marys. All Western foreign embassies invite her to cocktail dinners.
YOU FUC#IN' MORONS AND NINCOMPOOPS-
Wanna know the wisdom which went to this?
You will never understand it -- for such is the BRILLIANCE of the trinity concept .
They stole our Tamas , Rajas , Satwa—and converted it into yin-yang.
Yin-Yang does NOT work, as there has to be a middle mediator prong.
WANNA KNOW THE GREATEST WISDOM OF THIS COSMOS ?
THE GREATEST EVER— WHICH KEEPS THIS UNIVERSE ALIVE ?
WANNA KNOW WHO OUR HINDU GODS ARE , YOU CH00TS ?
ARE YOU READY FOR IT ?
FORGET IT—YOU ARE TOO FU#KIN’ DAFT.
Punch into Google search-
DVAITA VEDANTA OF SANATANA DHARMA VADAKAYIL
Above: Assisted abundantly by desh drohis like Amish Tripathi, Lord Shiva is now converted by the white man as a MORTAL living in the graveyard, eating dead corpses-- barbecue hot .
After reading the DVAITA VEDANTA post above --what do you think? Who is Lord Shiva-- a mortal or a GOD , a cosmic force .
STOP PRESS:
EX-CHIEF JUSTICE OF INDIA , BOSS OF THE PRESS COUNCIL OF INDIA-- MARKANDEY KATJU HAS DELETED MY COMMENTS FROM HIS BLOG SITE --
AFTER ALL JOURNALIST NIKHIL CHOUDHARY WHOSE PICTURE ADORNS THE PRESS COUNCIL HALL, THE DESH DROHI WHO ARRANGED FOR FOUR INDIAN COMMUNISTS TO BE HIDDEN ON BOARD A RUSSIAN SHIP TO TRAVEL FROM CALCUTTA TO MOSCOW TO MEET STALIN --
-- TO OVER THROW JAWAHARLAL NEHRU WITH A NAXAL REVOLUTION CENTRED AT TELENGANA --MUST BE DELETED FROM HISTORY , RIGHT?
When I shifted into our bunglow 14 years ago ( bought from my class mate ) I got all his white lighting changed to dim natural golden lighting before we moved in. This included the lawn lights .
All were asking me why? Why waste good money?
Below: Ever heard of GOD'S OWN COUNTRY?
Below: Ever heard of GOD'S OWN COUNTRY?
I said “ Have you ever seen a 5 or 7 star hotel with bright artificial white fluorescent lighting like an Irani restaurant in Mumbai?”
And this made them confused.
I did NOT care to explain it to them, NOR will I care to explain it now.
It is about MOON light, the pineal gland, the neuroendocrine signal generated by the photoreceptor cells of the human body tissues.
Above: We have a well which never dries-- and has better quality water than Kinley or Aqua Fina-- we do NOT have municipal chlorinated water.
The hypothalamus (part of the nervous and endocrine system in the brain) “translates” light into more or less stimulating messages for the nervous system
Hey, why educate the PMS chutney marys, who want to abuse capt ajit vadakayil.
When my son travels in USA , while representing his company, the standard is 5 or 7 star hotels. He travels often .
My wife in India keeps alarm clock , and wakes her son up in USA , lest he misses the plane. After 15 minutes she will ring again to double check. She derives great pleasure from this.
My wife in India keeps alarm clock , and wakes her son up in USA , lest he misses the plane. After 15 minutes she will ring again to double check. She derives great pleasure from this.
OH BOY --- THIS CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL HAS SPOILT HIS SON TOO. WE MUST PUT THIS AS A HEADLINE IN OUR NATIONAL NEWSPAPER.
BREAKING NEWS: CRUEL CAPT VADAKAYIL HAS TRAINED HIS SON TO TORTURE HIS MOTHER.
FIRST POST has checked out this blog 8 times since morning. Indian Homemaker only 7 times.
This company has NO dress code and has the BEST campus on this planet .
People work in shorts and pyjamas too. But when they meet clients outside the office they are in formal suits. My son has grown long hair, to blend.
Compare this with Ship Captains who work for Indian Ship Management companies.
They steal 60% of the amount charges to foreign ( Norwegian, Jap etc ) ship owners. As a result the captain finds himself in a rat hole.
While the airhostess who served him on the plane, earns 16 times less than him, stays in a better hotel.
So I was once put in such a rat hole by a Ship Management company which sounds like BAD WOOD or GOOD STEEL , whatever , running from Singapore.
I just went there to train the owner’s nephew , as my Chief Officer, on express request. For he had been very kind to me before, several times , including inviting me home for dinner--
-- and so I will NOT speak further ill about this MD personally , or his company as I am a grateful guy.
-- and so I will NOT speak further ill about this MD personally , or his company as I am a grateful guy.
Life for a 3 striper is hard under Capt Vadakayil.
But the boy will learn , what he cannot learn from other Captains on this planet.
Getting back-
This room of this hotel in Mumbai had NO windows.
So I called the hotel manager. She was a feisty but attractive woman.
I asked her “ Madame if I want I can get your hotel shutdown. My room does NOT have windows for natural daylight to enter”
She started arguing “ I said , don’t even start—I am BLOODY pissed off”.
Then I asked her , check out and let me know the KICK BACK ( discount % ) you give your customer. Don’t dare to lie, or I will shut down your hotel today itself. I have my contacts.
She told me the amount percentage, which I verified directly with the Company boss in Singapore by mobile phone on external speaker audio , right in front of her. It was only 5% off on comparison .
The boss tells me ” Ajit, I have stayed in that room” and then he proceeds to describe that room , which has a HUGE fu#kin’ toilet.
I replied “ The only difference this info makes to me is that I will NOT take a video using my mobile and send it to you with a copy on Youtube “.
Why so much fuss by Capt Ajit Vadakayil for a effin’ window ?
Is it about sunlight and UV light destroying the bacteria, fungi and vermin? Pray?
No , these are secondary.
It is more about “biological darkness”.
Probably if this subject excites me, I shall post later.
I once signed off with my 4th engineer at USA.
At the airport we decided to have a burger. As we were eating, I engaged him in conversation, as he was a bit nervous .
While sailing junior ranks are shy to talk to the Captain.
And then I asked him, “ You are so young . Why are you fully bald as a bachelor ?”
He says ” Sir, I was a champion boxer, supremely fit , with lush hair I was proud of. I nearly died before I joined the ship , became skin and bones, with skin full of lesions and open non healing sores, will all hair gone. Doctors pumped all sorts of medicines on me and may be it is the side effects of all those medicines and injections. Yet teams of doctors from several hospitals , could NOT find out what my problem was . I was bed ridden for a year, with even stools being passed on the bed . Every body backed off from me except my mother and girlfriend ”.
So then I asked him a few questions on his daily activities and diet before his fell sick.
Pretty soon I declared ” You have taken in a virus existing in you AC gym without windows. This virus came from a boxing glove. After boxing you have taken a snack without washing your hand properly “.
“I can even tell you the name of this virus. But I suggest you go home, go to this gym, take the boxing glove, and hand it over to the same team of doctors who attended to you”
“ And make sure you marry that girl who did NOT abandon, when you were down and looking so ugly . Send me an invite ”
After 2 weeks I got a call from him. He said the doctors have identified this virus and isolated it . They are doing research on it. Also some deadly bacteria resistant to anti-biotics.
So I asked him “ Is the bacteria MRSA (methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus)? All isolated MRSA strains need to have antibiotic susceptibility determined to choose the correct or appropriate antibiotic therapy. ”
He says yes—I have it in a small sheet of paper in my palm. They call it super bug.
I said “ Your hair fell off due to hit and trial excessive medication by the doctors who worked on you”
See getting fit is supposed to make you healthier, but sometimes, it can make you sick. If the gym is AC and does NOT have windows for sunlight UV to disinfect the gym, it must have an ozone generator.
I have put a post on this.
Punch into Google search-
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Headline : Not seen a bigger liar than Modi: Medha Patkar
HEY MEDHA PATKAR ,
WE INDIANS KNOW WHY YOU REFUSED TO PARTICIPATE AGAINST THE JAITAPUR NUCLEAR PLANT IN YOUR OWN KONKAN -- APNA ICH KONKAN !!
MEDHA JI, WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
WE INDIANS ARE CH00TS ?
WE KNOW THE SOURCE OF YOUR FOREIGN FUNDS AND AWARDS , INCLUDING THE ZIONIST GOLDMAN AWARD --
-- WE INDIANS DO NOT GET FOOLED BY YOUR DISHEVELED AND CHEAP TORN COTTON SAREE , RUBBER HAWAII CHAPPAL PERSONAL APPEARANCE .
WHEN MODI COMES TO POWER- JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU !!
TILL THEN YOU CAN DANCE THE LAST DESH DROHI TAANDAV !
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Author Jacques Leslie devoted a third of his book, Deep Water: The Epic Struggle Over Dams, Displaced People, and the Environment (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 2005), to a portrait of Patkar as she planned to drown herself in rising reservoir waters behind the Sardar Sarovar Dam, against whose construction she fought for two decades.
WHY DID YOU NOT OBLIGE US – MEDHA JI ?
When we have foreign funded activists supported by foreign funded media running wild all over India—the first casuality is TRUTH !
We need people like Ex-president KARMA YOGIS Abdul Kalam , and Narendra Modi in India, NOT you !!
Narendra Modi, please have Muslim Kalam as your President-- we need to sanctify that Presidents chair vacated by sarpanch type woman Puran Poli, and "YES Madame" Bong.
FU#K OFF MEDHA JI !!
indianhindutamilian
October 28, 2013 at 7:50 AM
Hello Captain ....
I came across a list of Protocols drafted by the Elder Zions thorugh which they now Control the World, the people, Our Thoughts & our Action & i thought of sharing this.
Here Are The LIST Of " THE PROTOCOLS OF ZIONS " - The BIG BROTHER Have The Government Of Every Nation Under Their Evil Clutches & They Achieved This By Following These Protocols.
The Common People are mentally inferior to Jews and can’t run their nations properly. For their sake and ours, we need to abolish their governments and replace them with a single government.
This will take a long time and involve much bloodshed, but it’s for a good cause.
Here’s what we’ll need to do:
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* Place our agents and helpers everywhere
* Take control of the media and use it in propaganda for our plans
* Start fights between different races, classes and religions
* Use bribery, threats and blackmail to get our way
* Use Freemasonic Lodges to attract potential public officials
* Appeal to successful people’s egos
* Appoint puppet leaders who can be controlled by blackmail
* Replace royal rule with socialist rule, then communism, then despotism
* Abolish all rights and freedoms, except the right of force by us
* Use FEMINISM to destroy family values & create GENDER WAR.
* Sacrifice people (including Jews sometimes) when necessary
* Eliminate religion; replace it with science and materialism
* Control the education system to spread deception and destroy intellect
* Rewrite history to our benefit
* Create entertaining distractions
* Corrupt minds with filth and perversion
* Encourage people to spy on one another
* Keep the masses in poverty and perpetual labor
* Take possession of all wealth, property and (especially) gold
* Use gold to manipulate the markets, cause depressions etc.
* Introduce a progressive tax on wealth
* Replace sound investment with speculation
* Make long-term interest-bearing loans to governments
* Give bad advice to governments and everyone else
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Eventually the People will be so angry with their governments (because we’ll blame them for the resulting mess) that they’ll gladly have us take over.
We will then appoint a descendant of David to be king of the world, and the remaining people will bow down and sing his praises.
Everyone will live in peace and obedient order under his glorious rule
DIGRESSION:
I HAVE A NICE ONE FOR THEM DANG DISSIDENT CHUTNEY MARYS AND PICKLE JOHNS – WHO GO FOR THE GORA STYLE PAPERWORK-- AND NOT INDIAN STYLE OF PAPERWORK PLUS WATERWORK.
28, 2013 at 8:52 AM
Hello sir, An off the topic question - My younger brother who is 28 years old suffers from cold, which happens every two-three months and from past 6 years this is going on, after every two or three months he suffers from cold and sneezing is part of it, he doesn't have any cough problem.during cold he takes cetrazine and tetra cyaline .. i would request you to please advise, apart from it he is also suffering from piles, should we go for an operation..? ... i am a frequent visitor to your blog and i feel happy that atleast there is someone who has immense knowledge and doesnt hesitate to share it with the world... GOD BLESS YOU Ajit
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Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
October 28, 2013 at 10:39 AM
hi mp,
colds are caused by virus and medicines or anti-biotics do NOT help.
most probably your bother suffers from allergic rhinitis.
PILES:
when the white man came to india they ridiculed indians for washing our as$es.
these people ( and our own picklejohns ) when they remove the white underwear have a yuck SPOT of red and brown at the as$hole area.
when i told this once to a white man ( vetting inspector ) he challenged me.
so used his laptop which had an internet dongle--and showed him the proof .
eating too much of meat, without fibre and roughage with constipation and POOR AS$HOLE HYGIENE by using abrasive toilet paper.
indians rarely get it as we squat , which does NOT require straining, and we wash our asses with a patting motion. and our food has enough fresh turmeric and organic veggie fibre.
##### according to the National Institutes of Health (NIH), USA, symptomatic hemorrhoids affect at least half the US population at some time in their lives.
##### according to the National Health Service (NHS, UK), piles affect 25% of the UK adult population.
in piles the veins inside or outside the anus or lower rectum gets inflamed. symptoms include soreness and pain while passing stool, while taking a crap. in severe cases bleeding can also occur.
inflammed hemorrhoids are masses, clumps, cushions of tissue in the anal canal - they are full of blood vessels, support tissue, muscle and elastic fibers.
piles can be internal (inside the asshole) or external ones.
typically, internal piles occur 3 cm from the anus.
the internal ones are much more commonplace .
in most cases piles are not serious and go away on their own after a few days.
a hard lump may be felt around the anus. it consists of coagulated blood, called a thrombosed external hemorrhoid. this can be extremely painful and make you see stars.
symptoms : bright RED blood when doing a bowel movement-- itchiness in the anus area-- mucus discharge when emptying the bowels.
AAA - inside the anus,when shitting they may get pushed out, but soon will return, like the prodigal child.
BBB- 'prolapsed hemorrhoids' which hangs outside your asshole , but can be neatly pushed back with a clever finger..
Digression within digression :
a girl in my class 11th standard was asked a question by the teacher.
she got up to answer. her skirt has gone in between her ass cheeks .
so the KIND good Samaritan guy sitting next to me ( IT WAS NOT ME, OK ?! ) behind her used his ruler scale and pulled her transgressed skirt out .
this normally happens when you don’t wear panties under the skirt ( you see this happening to moth eaten faces , who "lost it in transit" while drinking French wine ) .
she got wild -- and hisses what the fu#k -- etc.
so my cool friend used the same ruler when she turned back , and said -- "OK then, what for me -- i am pushing it back to its original place—
-- this is what happens when you try to help girls"
-- and the whole class belly laughed and the girl cried -- and my friend got punished in MURGA position on the teachers table .
ok -- where were we -- back to asshole business
CCC-- them dang inflammed hemorrhoids cannot be pushed back in and need to be treated by a doctor. they are large and stay outside the asshole in fresh air all ZE time.
it is important to remember that OTC creams do not cure piles, they only treat the symptoms. do not use them for more than seven consecutive days , as steroid hydrocortisones thin the skin.
banding for AAA and BBB - the doctor places an elastic band around the base of the pile inside the anus, cutting its blood supply. after a few days the dang hemorrhoids fall off.
sclerotherapy for AAA and BBB - a medicine is injected into the vein to make the hemorrhoid shrink.
infrared light coagulation for AAA. -- a device burns the hemorrhoid tissue.
surgery for BBB and CCC is used if other procedures were not effective. you can walk your weary way home immediately.
strangulated hemorrhoid - the blood supply to an internal hemorrhoid is cut off, causing severe pain, and even gangrene (death of tissue).
hemorrhoids can sometimes cause long-term blood loss, which may lead to anemia.
you can insert petroleum jelly just inside the anus to make bowel movements less painful.
excess salt in the diet causes fluid retention, which means swelling in all veins, including hemorrhoids.
capt ajit vadakayil
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YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU SHOOT
DON’T SERMON TOO MUCH WHEN I AM AROUND
I USED TO BE INDECISIVE –NOW I AINT TOO SURE
CAREFUL DUDE—LEST I START AN ICE AGE TO MAKE YOU CHILL
WANNA BUCKLE SOME MORE SWASH?
COVER UP BEFORE MY PURITY
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WANNA ANALYSE MY ARMOURY ERE YOU SEND YOUR DECOY?
EVEN MAKING ME NOD IN AGREEMENT CAN BE FATAL FOR YOU –DUDE!
I CAN TASTE FEAR!
TIME TO MOVE ON— SO MUCH TRASH TO FIND
TOOL BOOTH OPERATOR ON YOUR HIGHWAY OF DESPAIR
IF YOU DON’T KNEEL BEFORE MY WRATH—YOU WILL CERTAINLY, AFTER IT.
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For part two of this post -- punch into google search-
NAGGING, UNHAPPINESS AT HOME , DEATH OF MARRIAGE VADAKAYIL
Below video: listen with head phones - check out how bumpkin unhappy moth eaten Indian brown sahibs have become wanna be goras -- and how goras want to be part of our glorious Indian culture--check out the joy on their faces..
HIRANYAKASIPOOOOOO !!!!
7000 year old Vedic mantra
Namas te narasimhaya praladahlada-dayine
Hiranyakasipor vaksah-sils-tanka-nakalaye
Ito nrsimhah parato nrsimho
Yato yato yami tato nrsimho
Bahir nrsimho hrdaye nrsimho
Nrsimham adim saranam prapadye
Tava kara-kamala-vare nakham adbuta-srngam
Dalita-hiranyakasipu-tanu-bhrngam
Kesava dhrta-nara-hari-rupa jaya jagadisa hare
I offer my obeisances to Lord Nrsimhadeva,who gives joy to Prahlada Maharaja and whose nails are like chisels on the stonelike chest of Hiranyakasipu. Lord Nrsimha is here and also there. Wherever I go Lord Nrsimha is there. He is in the heart and is outside as well. I surrender to Lord Nrsimha,the origin of all things and the supreme refuge. O Kesava! O lord of the universe! O Lord Hari who has assumed the form of a half-man, half-lion! All glories to you! With the wonderfully sharp nails on your beautiful lotus hands You have ripped apart the wasplike body of Hiranyakasipu.
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