INDIA'S WORST PRESIDENT EVER ? SO WHAT , SHE COOKED TASTY PURAN POLI - CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

PRATIBHA PATIL IS INDIA'S WORST PRESIDENT EVER! 
SO WHAT ? INDIRA GANDHI LOVED HER PURAN POLI ! -  CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

To be honest, it gives me no pleasure to pen this piece.

When we passed out as cadets, the 125 juniors could write up a impression piece about all of the 125 seniors, and the best was published in the Training ship's magazine.

So one comment about my batchmate AK , who was NOT exactly an ADONIS , went as follows--

A monkey had one glance at AK and cried out of sheer disappointment  " To hell with Darwin's theory. You cant make a man out of me"

Another batchmate had this " The only outstanding thing about him was his large ears.. So what, cried an optimist-- he could swat flies with them!"

So here to to all 99.9% Indians who have voted that she is our worst president .

" So, fuc#in' what?  She cooked excellent Puran Poli for Indira Gandhi!". 

All congressmen know that she used to be very servile to Indira Gandhi and even cooked for her-- cabinet Kitchen at its very best.

For telling this truth, Rajasthan minister Ameen Khan was forced to resign. Since when has truth become defamation and hate speech?

As President Pratibhatai Patil’s tenure draws to a close, it might be pertinent to ask what her five years in Rashtrapati Bhavan would be best remembered by.

As soon as she became President all her portraits sent to all foreign embassies had to be withdrawn, as she had covered one side of her PEAR shaped face with her saree pallu-- to look younger- nay - regal. -- it could not have been to look more attractive, right?.

I dont want to waste too many words on a person who lowered the prestige and the dignity of Rashtrapati bhavan , to below chart datum.  President Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan and Abdul Kalam had taken the dignity of this office to highest possible levels.

Sonia Gandhi and her stooges rewarded this sarpanch type , nondescript, cheapskate woman for personal loyalty to the Nehru family, and she became president, despite her low stature.

Hi RahulJI, inexperience?  we Indians think it is lack of grey matter!  Or may be you can take an IQ test along with Lalu Prasad, and see for yourself , how he thrashes the livin' daylights out of you?

Ex-waitress Italian Sonia deliberately ruined the greatest institution of India.

Prathiba claimed to have been told of her impending exalted status by a dead 'Baba' at Mt Abu . This is like shooting an arrow on a board and then putting circles around it. OK, we got it madam. You are God’s own gift to us.

To be honest it is NOT easy to fill in the shoes vacated by the GREAT , well loved , intelligent and respected Karma Yogi Adbul Kalam. He would have been given 10 out of 10 by every Indian of every religion and caste. When he went abroad, all were in awe.

Her biggest gaffe?

She tells the army that she is not the chief patron of  the army. To which the people of the armed forces replied that the president of India has always been the chief patron of the army.

As President, she inaugurated a flyover near Amravati to boost the political career of her son.

President Pratibha Patil's son and Congress MLA Raosaheb Shekhawat was issued a notice by the District Collector in connection with the seizure of Rs 1 crore unaccounted cash from Amravati, where civic polls were underway.  Unfazed the President’s son said that cash was accounted, and it was meant for distribution among financially weak candidates ( sniff ! )  for the local civic polls.

It is alleged that as a Member of Parliament for Amravati between 1991 and 1996 Patil diverted Rs 36 lakh (Rs 3.6 million) from her MPLADS fund to a trust run by her husband Devisingh Shekhawat.

On 22 June 2007, Rajni Patil, a professor at a Jalgaon college, claimed that Pratibha Patil's brother G.N.Patil was the person who had murdered her husband, Jalgaon congressman Vishram G Patil. She accused Pratibha Patil of shielding her brother.

Pratibha Mahila Sahakari Bank was a cooperative bank set up by Pratibha Patil in 1973 . The license for it to operate as a bank was revoked in 2003 by the Reserve Bank of India for alleged financial irregularities. Among the irregularities listed were the loans policy of the bank and loan interest waivers given, among others, to her relatives.

She made a botched attempt to grab a huge plot of defense land ( 261000 sq feet ) set aside for army widows , in Pune for her 4500 sq feet giant retirement home , shocking the nation, and in the process losing the last vestige of moral authority she wielded.

We all know that our first President Dr Rajendra Prasad donated his land to Vinoba Bhave and here we have Pratibhatai grabbing land meant for her own men—after all she is the supreme commander of the armed forces. Even if she does NOT know it.

The home ministry snubbed her by turning down a demand for Rs 85 lakh to renovate and furnish her post-retirement residence at Pune --enough was enough.

She lobbied, for her son Rajendra Shekhawat to be given a Congress ticket in the Maharashtra 2009 assembly election.

Through a Right to Information application, it is known that our foot loose Pratibha  Patil’s 13 foreign jaunts, with three generations of her extended family, had cost the national exchequer Rs 205 crore.  Her entourage included a masseuse—way to go, maam! .

And now to add insult to injury, she made the mindless mistake of pardoning a criminal who sacrificed a 9 year old child, along with other 29 Presidential pardons. Another criminal had raped and killed a 5 year old girl. Well Madame Pratibha JI, we Indians will NEVER pardon you.

So Pratibha JI, here is your report card-- ZERO out of 100. 

Be assured that nobody can ever get lower marks than you. For Fakhruddin Ali Ahmed and Zail Singh managed to get 1 out of 10..as nobody hated them.

Never mind your performance appraisal of yourself and self gyneacology to self inflict a performance based 300 % salary increase on yourself.

Hope you have taken enough pictures during your useless foreign jaunts, for the wanderlust magazine .

And never mind if Sonia JI and her economy expert stooges redefined Indian poverty at Rs. 32 per day, you had your 6 crore bullet proof car.  Italian waitress and another servile stooge PM manmohan Singh gave away 57000 crores to Eurozone--nay- Italy zone --, when most Indians do NOT have basic facilities and farmers are commiting suicides.

Let us allow for 5 years of inflation and depreciation.  Anything more than 10 lakhs over what past President Abdul Kalam ( or Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan ) has spent during his presidential term must be re-imbursed by her.

It is a shame you did NOT take the merc it to the crowded Goa beaches. Everybody ignored you right, and this could have never happened to Kalam. You never bothered to generate an iota of goodwill among the masses , right?

We all know how many Parliament members attended and listened to your boring speeches in latin America.  Class matters , Madame!

You have reduced the lofty chair vacated by Abdul Kalam to that of a white elephant's stable.
Your shady “career” as President is distinguished by sounds of silence, which you broke only to deny any shady dealing that was pinned to your name-- and then your HER MERCIFUL EXCELLENCY  overdrive to compensate for a missing legacy , backfired badly, right?..

And for breathing life into a dead convict, just to pardon him , well well, -- we shall canonise you, Vatican style.

We shall inform the Guiness book of world records and Ripley’s Believe it or not , that the first citizen of India-- nay the 12th President of India,  has pardoned a convict who died  5 years back, in October 2007.  There goes your "merciful president" aura.

The day you retire, all Indians will give a collective gasp and quote President Bush " I think we agree, the past is over!".

You are indeed the quintessential King Midas in reverse-- for, whatever you touched , including gold , turned to dust!

Above video TAT  TWAM  ASI  set to punk rock.

We Indians thank the Internet and the media, for keeping us well informed.


Now, where is mE Puran fuc#in' Poli?  ASLI ghee daalna, Dalda nahi!


Place my order for her autobiography -- 1000 copies please--

---must start playing TT.  I'm inspired. hare mez ke upar, bathi ke niche, le patapat, de patapat!

Above: Pratibha Tayee dont forget to mention all the official presents you received during your tenure.

CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

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